Why not live forever?

That was a legendary tour! Millions lost their lives.

For your vocational magic needs.

Commence with the mischief!

Figuratively and literally!

Tater Tot Harry Potter goes to Totwarts.

"Do you feel LUCKY, punk? Because if not, I've got a spell that can change that."

Some alumni are hundreds of years old!

Come Catch the Snitch in a Game of Quidditch!

Snape keeps 'em guessing.

Well, given that he's a t-shirt now...

Triple your magic, triple your fun.

Death tastes better than you'd think, you know, with a little salt.

You don't have to be an old man to appreciate this Gary Oldman tee.

LEGO Harry Potter knows how to get ahead!

We've got your new metal band name right here.

He's a verb now. AND sound advice in emergency situations!

Be sure not to slack off, kid - homework completion still counts toward your final grade.

"You kids may be magic and all, but let's be havin' none of that FUN!"

After enduring a lifetime of 'Why the Longbottom?' jokes, you've got some praise coming.

You can brag, "That's right, MY school stopped Voldemort!"

What's the other half?

When we speak this way, people often find it hard to parse.

Strut around the party like you're from the best house. Because you are.

When the Death Eaters are in charge, the bad guy is a beacon of hope.

You know those Weasleys.

Gandalf vs. Dumbledore! Who'd make the better mentor?

Zing! As in 'Nice burn!' And not a magical spell.

Make sure they know you're talking about Quidditch!

We could all go for some Hufflepuff, couldn't we?

They may not have played a role in the movies, but Ravenclaws can at least still pat themselves on the back for being the smart house.

Sorry, soccer - too busy watching MAGIC FLYING SPORTS.

School is a battlefield.

The real star of the series.

Now, cross out the names of the ones who don't survive.

No, Ernest isn't in any of these.

Hogwarts' school for good guys!

In Potter couture, you can play your broom games in style!

Snake puns are a given.

"Oh, you went some other magic school?"

Wingardium LEGOosa!

You may not be magic, but this tee sure is!

Tell the world they'd better know how to dodge Cruciatis curses if you catch them staring.

Dumbledore's LEGO army, assemble! Literally. In more than one respect.

Accio cookie jar. And hey, why not some wallets, too?

Who'll take the LEGO House Cup this year?

Let the world know you're not magic, but also give them great dog name ideas.

This tee is the opposite of Voldemort.

It is a lot easier to destroy love than Horcruxes, you know.

MASCOT FIGHT!

Can Harry stop Voldemort in time to get the girl!?

For all those who wanted to see Harry Potter take on Batman and a Tie Fighter simultaneously.