You'd be seeing red too after dealing with enough supervillainy.

If anyone tells you you're confused, just start yammering at them about kids these days and gold.

Hey, it may look like a giant living tin of cat food, but the Mach One's still menacing.

For those who'd like to take the Arc Reactor core to heart.

Understandably, Iron Man looks pretty confounded by this whole suddenly-being-a-t-shirt thing.

Let the world know you've got a little iron in your heart.

It's a known fact that rocket boots are the best means of achieving flight.

War Machine gets a piece of the action this time too!

This is the face of an angry mechanical man. Presumably. Robotic faces aren't always all that expressive.

Not every superhero makes it on the periodic table, you know.

Move over, Captain America.

This beaming Arc Reactor shirt will leave you glowing. Literally.

Fighting for the power of love! And also explosions.

Hey, not braggin'.

Move over, Kip from Napoleon Dynamite.

If anyone asks why you're wearing this in the middle of summer, just tell them you're being ironic. Then laugh and walk away. Yeah, you won that one.

Pucker up for some super smooches!

Can he walk at all?
Or if he moves will he fall?

Lifting that huge head is his greatest superpower.

This Iron Man tee proves what they say about less being more.

When his chest cavity's glowing, like the wind you'd best get blowing (away).

It'd be pretty awkward if Iron Man flew in for a dramatic handshake, then pulled his hand away at the last second just to mess with you.

Challenge the world to use its imagination with this cool Team M30 tee.

Comics have an advantage in showing robot helmet expressions that real life tends to lack.

One high-five from Iron Man and that's the only story you'll tell your friends ever again.

For those seeking a more classic '90s Iron Man look.

Mega Man's met his match.