This is how classic songs are made.

Box not detachable.

Failure to do so will result in a lifetime spent living in a van down by the river.

This tee's pretty crunk, and that's no junk.

Because moms are the bomb. (Put some pants on.)

Sometimes Da Bears need to focus on something other than offense.

Take a good hard look at this t-shirt with a boat.

Party on, Garth!

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

This is the face of motivation.

Not an accredited zoologist.

Why would you want to be any other furniture monarch?

You don't want to live there, do you? Unless you do.

There's nothing hard about wearing this TV Funhouse t-shirt.

Be the envy of your gym.

Your move, lolcats.

This is how you know you've hit the big time.

We can vouch for the quality of this tee, because we're wearing one and we just did. (We just did what?)

The world needs to listen to this t-shirt.

Who's that Spartan wearing that real cool tee?

Life is tough when you're tiny and made of clay.

Let Stefon judge the world for you.

Into outer space! Goodbye human race!

Chris Farley wins every argument for you.

If only our high school assemblies had been more like this.

We're not worthy! But you are.

You'll want these blues.

We knew Will Ferrell was the most important member of BOC all along.

Never get between a girl and her French fries.

Balls don't get more delicious than this.

No need to swallow sadness with this tee on.

Now you're good to bring the cheer wherever you go!