Believe it or not, you're wearing this tee! Never thought a costume could look this great-eat-eat!

Those fish will hang on your every word. And possibly your harpoon hand if you're the cool bearded version.

"Hey, remember when this thing happened in the news?"

You'll be the Lightbulb Sun of every party this Halloween. Shine on, you crazy costume tee-wearer.

Try to make them guess which one of the Four you are.

For the ironic/forgetful "I forgot what holiday it is" look.

Holy shmow! Now you can be Finn!

Confused time traveler is never not a good look.

"The scary thing is what they put me away for."

Remember to bat your eyes at your intended when you tell them it's Fleet Week.

Add your own beet juice stains!

"If I'm here, chances are I'm here to exercise disproportionate force!" That's right, this Halloween, why not make people feel uncomfortable with sociopolitical commentary?

All you need is a boomstick.

The reference won't be 'Lost' on anyone these days!

Burst into the party and declare, "Avast! Here there be much drinking! Responsibly, please, me hearties."

Show up and let everyone know it's time to get hammered. Literally.

Now you can tell ladies you're a little bit Kent up in your shirt.

It's okay, we've all secretly dreamed of being an NBC page too.

Unlike other superheroes, Daredevil saves the day while being totally blind!

The hardest part of being a Whovian is getting one of your friends to dress up like a Dalek.

Nobody expects to see the thrifty pimp make the scene. He makes it rain with small change.

We're pretty sure Peter Parker himself'd go to a party in one of these and make it work with wisecracks.

For you American heroes ready to spend your holiday telling kids that learning is half the battle!

Your head just sprouted on top of Spongebob's head. You were inside him all along.

Why not be ready for smoke monsters this Halloween?

This malicious space symbiote seems to only attach to your torso. Also, it's removable.

You're not a Time Lord, but a means of their conveyance!

Be sure to roll your eyes at anyone you catch reading this tee for maximum effect.

Lasso 'em up. Don't forget your invisible jet!

Be the s-m-r-test costumer yet.

There's no need to fear!

If you find yourself in particularly deep despair while wearing this tee, we suggest you avoid the milk.

Even Halloween is a good time for beach volleyball.

The party king has just entered the building.

"Who you gonna call?" you'll ask. "ME! That's who!"

Bring your own ring.

For the classic Batmaniac in you. Go (Adam) West, young man/lady!

We suggest making your zombie costume a touch more thrilling.

Anytime you leave the room while wearing this costume tee, be sure to exclaim, "Transform and roll out!"

They won't see it coming when they suddenly realize they had powers for you to take.

Yyyyyeahhhh. You're gonna want to wear this t-shirt.

You were hoping you'd find this here. Chimpanzee.

Don't forget to invite your narwhal buddy to any Halloween parties you attend!

This one works alternatively as a Thomas Jane costume, too!

Go with a friend as Ace and Gary! Nobody expects the Ambiguously Gay Duo!

Whatever you do, don't tell them where the Technodrome is.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't slow down and wear this costume, you might miss it.

Got to get tough!

"Cowabunga!" you'll exclaim, then explain that you used to be a turtle but were in a horrible accident.

Contradictorily, wearing this costume actually makes you cool.

Everyone will freak out if you aren't wearing the right hat.

This one might make you say, "Bazinga!"

Make your Halloween one worth blacking out and losing, then going on an adventure to recover what you lost. Mike Tyson's probably involved somehow.

If you see someone in a Pac-Man costume tee, RUN.

Watch your friends freak out when Peter Capaldi replaces you at the next party!

Take some silverware, add some masking tape? Boom. Claws.

Live the fantasy. You too can carry self-aware cassette tapes around just like Soundwave. You'll carry them inside.

For the hip Halloween route, make some quick-witted Juno cracks. Your friends'll be backward and forward and upside down, home skillet.

Why so spooky?

Because you're a nerd and a ladies' man.

You'll get that Neil Patrick Harris yet.

To really... drive the joke home... remember to carefully... pace how you speak... this Halloween!

Impress and terrify everybody with your second set of immobile t-shirt hands.

The Dude tee is abide-ready.

This Halloween, why not go as Vader Casual? If you don't wear the helmet you can just say you had surgery.

For extra effect, be sure to carry photos of your family where you happen to be fading from existence.

This tee's one doodle that can't be undid.

Stay Puft this Halloween without getting gooey!

You're actually encouraged to get red on this one.

"Hey, if you think I'M mad, get a load of my t-shirt!"

We've got a fever, and the only cure is this t-shirt!

We hope you have the spirit this costume requires, that you do - do you have spirit? Do you?

Bring your own bow!

Remember to restrict your dialogue only to what he'd say when you pull his string.

The ideal classic movie costume tee for when, this Halloween, you're ready to COME OUT AND PLAAAAAAAAAAAAY-AAYYYYYY!

The Bazinga's just begun.

Throw the whole Marvel universe into infinite crisis!

He did have a trippy Halloween special too, you know.

That party/Death Star is toast once you fire some missiles down that exposed duct.

Just because you work with Batman doesn't mean you have to be Robin.

Recommended helmet: Oversized fishbowl.

Get ready to thwart your brother Thor at every turn!

If this t-shirt could talk, it'd say, "It's a living!"

"I'll form the head!"

It's not a party 'til you're there. It's in your contract.

This is the Halloween you blow the world's mind with your bicycle/lightcycle.

At least the only grief you'll experience wearing this is good, right?

Your best friends are turtle mutants, right? You're good to go!

When wearing these crayon costume tees, pretend to be terrified of strong lights. (You don't want to melt!)

Be the princess of power!

Be sure to pick up some extra decks of cards so you can throw them at people.

"Hey, how's my aim?"

"I just flew in from Kashyyk and my ship's cooling out front!" Also be sure to pressure people to get you cool Life Day gifts.