Alternate Presidential Candidates
This election year, if you are not that into either Obama or Romney (who sadly doesn't have many tees) - fear not.
Finally, there is an alternative! We present to you the real Tee Party candidates of 2012.
P.S. - We've also got plenty of Democrat and Republican tees.
1. Coffee For President
Why not go for the first president with a no-spill lid?
2. Gaius Baltar for President
Hey, that whole Cylon thing happened, what, once?
4. Bull Moose Roosevelt
Pretty sure we could all use more of the majestic moose in our democracy.
5. Abe Lincoln, I bet he was a cool guy
It seems awfully undemocratic that we don't have more ghost candidates on the ballot.
6. Conan for President
Why elect a mere man when a barbarian can get the job done with excessive violence?
8. Family Ties ALEX FOR PRESIDENT
Either this guy, or that Marty McFly guy, y'know, the one with the TIME CAR.
9. Domo For President
His is a face of sound policy and electability. Also, eating.
11. Parks and Recreation Knope 2012
When they say yep, it's time for you to vote Knope.
12. Lannister/Lannister 2012
If there's a ticket that knows something about family values, it's this one.
13. Optimus For President
His magically appearing trailer is what America needs.
14. Batman Bruce for President
Imagine every presidential address. "I'm Batman. Good night."
15. Howdy Doody - Seal Of The President
I think we can all agree it's about time Howdy Doody made a comeback. It's not like we don't already elect wooden politicians.
20. Pinky and the Brain Vote for World Domination
Brain's scheme might just work this time.
21. The Simpsons Ralph Pick a Winner 08
Would you choo-choo-choose him?
22. Big Bang Theory Vote Dr. Sheldon Cooper for President
He'll set America right on quantum physics and Star Trek continuity.
23. Napoleon Dynamite Vote For Pedro
Word this guy's really good at dream-granting.
24. Family Guy Vote 4 Stewie
Who else can you count on to bring sexy parties back to the White House?
