The Department of Veterans Affairs announced today plans for a "long overdue" memorial to veterans of the Cold War. "Sure, we have memorials to the Vietnam War and the Korean War which were tangentially related to the Cold War but what about the brave Americans -- and monkeys -- who battled actual Russians?" said Adm. Mark Watson, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. "It';s time these courageous patriots got their day in the sun." Of course, since the Cold War was more a war of ideologies than an actual conflict, the NVA is having to get a little creative. Among the "warriors" who will be honored are space ape Ham the Astrochimp, the 1980 US Olympic Hockey Team, Rocky & Bullwinkle, and the late "Master of Disaster" Apollo Creed. Watson unveiled a sketch of the monument, which features an monkey astronaut smoking a cigarette. "The truth is, all those space monkeys smoked, and we wanted to honor them with a realistic portrayal," he said.

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Ah, the good old days. When monkeys could smoke in their space capsules. Was it a smoking astronaut monkey or a cosmonaut monkey?

Description This Sick Puppies Underdog shirt features the canine superhero flexing and the phrase, "Call The Vet These Puppies Are Sick".   

Take a look see at the 100% cotton He-Man With Battle Cat T-Shirt which shows off He-Man taking his precious Battle Cat to the Vet! I think he is taking them for a re-clawing which is the inverse of a de-clawing procedure...I believe a re-clawing attaches diamond tipped raptor talons to kitty meow-meow paws. Yep. That's what it is. I got that procedure for my cat and now he rips my toes up when I dangle my feet over my bed. Not such a good idea for domesticated pets but it works perfectly for Battle Cat! The raptor talons aid He-Man and Battle Cat in tearing up Skeletor's brand new sofa. That'll teach Skeletor to mess with Grayskull!