Teenormous T-shirts

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features the Master Schematics of the Empire's most powerful most diabolical weapon of mass cosmic destruction the Death Star! Want to know where the bathrooms are located? Check out the t-shirt! Want to know the feeding schedule for the trash compactor beast? Refer to the t-shirt. Oh wait...that's not on there either. Ok how about....the location of the Death Star Gymnasium? It's got to be on....nope. It's not on there. Ok sorry. This Star Wars t-shirt is pretty useless. Although these so called "schematics" are printed on a 30 Single t-shirt so you have a tee made with a higher thread count....making it softer than average. At least there's that.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features a Death Star space station looking very much like....a giant f@#$ing disco ball. Not sure if this...iteration....of the Death Star is able to actually intimidate anyone. No sot sure at all. In fact it may produce a funky beat and induce galaxy-wide funk-fests. Yup. Anyway cool design adorning a softer t-shirt produced with a higher 30 Single thread count. Oh the Death Star is a weapon of mass destruction wielded by Imperial poop-faces determined to make everyone's life miserable in the hit series of Star Wars films.

Star Wars Death Star T Shirt Sheer This is an officially licensed Star Wars t-shirt.

Description This Death Star shirt features an advertisement for one of the sweetest deals in interstellar real estate. It's a bit of a fixer-upper, but the price is right!

I Had Friends On That Death Star T-Shirt This shirt is a tribute to the thousands of patriots serving the Empire that died on the Death Star. Get the T-shirt and spread the word.