Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features the Master Schematics of the Empire's most powerful most diabolical weapon of mass cosmic destruction the Death Star! Want to know where the bathrooms are located? Check out the t-shirt! Want to know the feeding schedule for the trash compactor beast? Refer to the t-shirt. Oh wait...that's not on there either. Ok how about....the location of the Death Star Gymnasium? It's got to be on....nope. It's not on there. Ok sorry. This Star Wars t-shirt is pretty useless. Although these so called "schematics" are printed on a 30 Single t-shirt so you have a tee made with a higher thread count....making it softer than average. At least there's that.

Yes... I'm a graduate of the Death Star Academy... so please don't get on my nerves today.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features a Death Star space station looking very much like....a giant f@#$ing disco ball. Not sure if this...iteration....of the Death Star is able to actually intimidate anyone. No not sure at all. In fact it may produce a funky beat and induce galaxy-wide funk-fests. Yup. Anyway cool design adorning a softer t-shirt produced with a higher 30 Single thread count. Oh the Death Star is a weapon of mass destruction wielded by Imperial poop-faces determined to make everyone's life miserable in the hit series of Star Wars films.

Star Wars Death Star T Shirt Sheer This is an officially licensed Star Wars t-shirt.

Play that funky music Sith Lord! Play that funky music RIIIIAAAGHT. Play that funky music Sith Lord...lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die! Does that song also pop in your head while you gaze upon this spectacular Star Wars Disco Death Star Jr Womens T-Shirt? I kind of get black-holed into 70s based Star Wars things. I also get caught in infinite loops involving the Catina music. Sorry! Any-who the Star Wars Disco Death Star Jr Womens T-Shirt features the Death Star...converted into a BeeGees Lighthouse which I think are called "Disco Balls" these days. You know this Star Wars Disco Death Star Jr Womens T-Shirt could have certainly made that Saturday Night Fever movie more interesting...at least its sequel Battlefield Earth was pretty awesome.