Tonight on Wild Kingdom: YOU! We still think it's incredible that a species can travel thousands of miles, across oceans even, finally arrive with the rest of its kind, exhausted, and somehow find its particular mate again in that sea of bodies. It's even more amazing when you think how alike they all are -- all making the same squawking noises, all bilaterally symmetric, all holding luggage. Hee hee. You busted us. We're talking about humans. But we watch Animal Planet. We know lots of species pair-bond: bald eagles, albatross, wolves, otters, beavers, voles, vultures, termites, French angelfish, even Schistosoma mansoni, which are parasitic worms. And, often, humans. If you're pair-bonded to a significant other, this shirt is for you. Your sociobiological status works no matter what your legal status is. You know you two belong together. Get a set to be super adorable together, or just get one for yourself, to have as the equivalent of a "taken" sign. The straight-cut, unisex
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