Green T-shirts

"Hellraiser ""I'm in Hell"" Gothic T-Shirt Who dares argue the absolute brilliance of this hardcore Hellraiser horror movie t shirt? Punks, Freaks, Losers and Weirdo's unite... this classic Clive Barker movie had everyone in the world rooting for the inter-dimensional bad guys! Hellraiser Pinhead and the Cenobites were the most hardcore soul punks ever to be captured on film... take one-part Gothic Biker, one-part S&M freak and two-parts demon... HELL YEAH!!! This particular horror scene may not be remembered by everyone, but it was set in the bedroom... technically it was from ""uncle"" Frank, who was leaving a message on the wall to Kirsty. But who cares about all that... this punk shirt can mean whatever you like!"
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"Church of Satan ""Anton LaVey"" Devil T-Shirt There was only one Anton Szandor LaVey in this world (Aleister Crowley counts, but not in the same way)... and whether you agree with his perspective on life or not, you have to admire his ability to bring such an aggressive social opinion to the mainstream world! The Church of Satan is a unique beast that has a much deeper concept it's name implies, and of course most people can't get past the name... but this is in error. The Church is quite a rational organization that practices a very matter-of-fact way of living on earth among other human beings. The easiest way to describe the Church of Satan is to read it's Nine Satanic statements... These form the core of the Church of Satan belief system. They were written by Anton LaVey. In abridged form, they state that Satan represents: 1) Satan is: Indulgence, not abstinence. 2) Satan is: Vital existence, not spiritual pipe dreams. 3) Satan is: Undefiled wisdom, not hypocritical self-deceit. 4
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"Graffiti B-Boy ""Breakdance"" Movie T-Shirt This vintage breakin t-shirt is straight Wild Style yo! There are so many styles of modern dance out there today, and much of it is directly influenced by breakdance films like Wild Style, Beat Street and Breakin. These movies introduced a highly inspired street dancing that was unlike anything people had seen before, breakdance was born... and so was rap and the B-Boy. Mixing DJ music / MC'ing, graffiti art and breakdance... the B-Boy has managed to create an enormous popular culture movement in current times. When everyone said Breakdancing was a fad, the B-Boy kept on-and-on... to the point where Hip Hop became more than a phenomenon... it became as relevant as Rock'n'Roll. When people start saying ""Hip Hop is Dead""... you know it's here to stay. So in honor of the old school beats, and the new school b-boy competitions... we managed to dig up a vintage t-shirt design that encompasses all the classic cool of the late-70's / early 80's b
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"Smokey and The Bandit ""Trucker"" Movie T-Shirt This badass trucker shirt is a classic Smokey and The Bandit (unspoken) sentiment. Whether the 1977 Pontiac Trans Am pulls you in, or simply the smooth way we managed to inject a rude phrase onto a t-shirt... you can wear this truck shirt to a car rally, or to school. Nobody's gonna realize what it says, unless they care to read it... and in that case, BAM... you just got your money's worth! Now I don't know about you, but I'm a reborn Burt Reynolds fan (I'd wear a Burt Reynolds face T-Shirt)... this is probably due to my addiction to obscure 70's and 80's films, many of which HE happens to be in! I mean, we all love Smokey and the Bandit, Cannonball Run and Stroker Ace... but Reynolds greatest moments are the lesser known roles, where he's a little rough around the edges. Check out White Lightning, Gator, Hustle, Shamus, Deliverance, Malone, Heat, Stick, Hooper, Sharky's Machine, Rough Cut... and damn, that's not even HALF the list!! Bu
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"Office Space ""Lumbergh Printer"" Cult Movie T-Shirt This Office Space shirt may not be immediately obvious to the uninitiated, but deep down inside there's a really dark Geto Boys comment here... please don't blame us for the sentiment conveyed on this tee shirt, we work soley on inspiration... who you hit with that baseball bat is solely your responsibility. Now don't get us wrong, we're not saying you shouldn't do it (getting downsized is a b*tch!)... we just don't wanna be blamed for it afterwards. I mean, we'll accept the blame if WE swung the bat... but y'know, it's already been proven that Geto Boys music doesn't MAKE you do it. Anyway, what was I talking about again? Milton and his Stapler... no, that's not it. Oh yeah, the Office Space movie... well let's just put it this way, this film is in our top 5 favorite movies of all time. This is one of those cult movies that can be viewed relentlessly without fatigue, and for some reason it's funny... every - single - time! Obviousl
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"Figrin D'an ""Modal Nodes"" Jazz Band T-Shirt After years of watching the Star Wars movies, we've come to the conclusion that the Cantina Band is the coolest part of these sci fi films. So we had to make a nondescript Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes shirt, with no Star Wars movie logos or Luke Skywalker references... just the Cantina band as seen in Chalmun's on Tatooine. Can you say totally 'effin rad?!? Yeah, we thought so... Anyway, for a little back story on this Galactic funk band... Figrin D'an is from Bith, he plays Jizz music and is a member of the Intergalactic Federation of Musicians (IFM). We all may have blind love for these guys, but there's always a dark side to the fame and fortune... Figrin D'an is a Glitterstim addict (it's really a shame), on top of that he's a compulsive gambler, preferring the seductions of the Sabacc tables over other casino highlights (it's a losers game). It's not all his fault though, none of them knew what they were getting into when Jabba the
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"Abbie Hoffman ""People's Outlaw"" Political T-Shirt The man on this t-shirt shouldn't need any introduction, but sadly I think it's still necessary... Abbie Hoffman is know for writing one of the most famous pieces of literature in the world: ""Steal This Book"" A rebellion manual, much like the Anarchist's Cookbook, it illustrates and advocates all actions necessary in staging your own personal war against an overpowered authority (and surviving it). Steal This Book describes various fighting tactics, makeshift weapons such as pipe bombs (and armor), how to start a pirate radio station, how to steal food, grow marijuana, live on a commune (or compound), and even prepare your own legal defense. The book is voraciously anti-corporate/government, and in turn shows how you can not only live without them, but rebel against them. And this book comes from a man that earned a Master's Degree in Psychology, not just some hippie stoner dropout. In the late 60's / early 70's Abbie created the Y
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"12 Monkeys ""Gorilla Ape"" Movie T-Shirt Obviously this incredible monkey shirt was inspired by Terry Gilliam's Twelve Monkeys film... what's that, you don't know who Terry Gilliam is? What's the matter with you man, have you gone mad!?!?! Mr Gilliam is known for his amazing work with Monty Python, as well as his directorial efforts of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Brazil, Time Bandits and many others excellent movies including the one this ape shirt is inspired by. Hopefully we don't have to explain the plot behind this masterpiece of modern Conspiracy cinema... so let's just say that Bruce Willis, Brad Pitt, Christopher Meloni, Madeleine Stowe, David Morse, and Christopher Plummer can't be wrong! This is one of our favorite 12 Monkeys shirts, it should be yours too... but we'll leave with this quote from the movie, decide for yourself: ""Don't mock me my friend. It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subj
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"Slapshot ""Hanson Brothers"" Hockey Movie T-Shirt Slapshot b*tch, SLAP SHOT!!! Do we really need to say more? Yes we do... because believe it or not there are people out there that don't know the greatness that is this film... hell, they don't even know a hockey stick shirt from a hockey puck shirt... of course we must explain! First off, it's a Paul Newman movie... that right there holds some water (like, retention or something). Second, it's the Hanson Brothers... These guys are pretty much the superstars of the hockey sport (they'll break your teeth). Thirdly, this is a hockey movie. Yeah, a hockey movie worth watching (over and over again). And you thought we jest... fat chance brutha... Charlestown Chiefs rules the hockey game of sport!!! This movie involves hockey, fighting, drinking, hockey, broken glasses, Paul Newman (Reggie Dunlop), hockey, fighting and hockey. Did I mention the Hanson Brothers? (and hockey?) Yeah, seriously... there's hockey in this movie (we know, we know.
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"Cheech and Chong ""Dave's Not Here"" Hippie Movie Shirt Hey, you ever heard of Cheech and Chong? Of couse you have, they're only the most famous stoner duo ON THE PLANET OF EARTH! Which is why we got this rare hippie stoner shirt inspired by the classic ""Dave's Not Here"" skit! Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong created a series of comedy drug movies that looked, unflinchingly at the life of a chronic drug user. That's the most sterile, newspaper style description we could muster, for what's essentially two stoners getting stoned, with the camera on. And that speaks volumes about the comedic skills that both of these dudes naturally exude. With movies like Nice Dreams, Up In Smoke, Still Smoking and Things are Tough All Over... these two uber-druggies managed to show us just how much fun it is to get high. From spitting vodka at a judge in the courtroom, to drinking a urine sample after snorting powdered soap, Cheech and Chong have managed to capture our hearts with their folly brand of un
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"Donnie Darko ""Frank Rabbit"" Cult Movie T-Shirt Do you believe in time travel? I know I do. Temporal Anomalies is what this is about, the bending of time and space. So the question was, do you believe this t-shirt is absolutely the coolest thing you've ever seen? Donnie Darko was an excellent movie that went over the head of many people, it didn't get much attention when it came out... it wasn't until it was released on DVD that it started to gain a cult following, and rightfully so. Finding a movie about time travel, (that doesn't wear the topic on it's sleeve) is quite unusual. I went into the movie thinking it would be a teenage gothic angst film (which isn't a bad thing), but walked out astonished at how intelligent and deep the movie managed to be, without being obvious! Most people enter Donnie Darko thinking Jake Gyllenhaal, or Frank The Rabbit, or Sparkle Motion, or gothic... but they leave thinking time travel, humanity, human relationship and the end of the world. Pretty de
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"Edgar Winter ""Frankenstein"" Rockabilly T-Shirt Look, I know it sucks... but we can't all be Albino like Johnny Winter (blues guitar monster). Seriously, so many of us search for our 'identity' in this ultra-prefabricated world of ours... and when all is said-and-done, we look like Frankenstein... peiced together from used spare parts, overpaying for the previous owners long-since-forgotten identities... amazingly we hurry home from the thrift store thinking we found something special... when in reality we're marvelling at the previous owners bad taste... then absorbing that bad taste, and exuding it as if it were our own. So yeah man, what I would give to be Albino... naturally different, and for some strange reason associated with the vampire and the bat... works for me!! So whether-or-not you like Edgar Winter Group's multi-instrumental blues jam opus ""Frankenstein"" (think Edgar Winter with strap-on keyboard!!)... or you just have a kink for rockabilly t-shirts with horror icons
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"Rory Gallagher ""Irish Clover"" Blues Rock T-Shirt Some say he was a master Irish blues guitarist, but we like to think of him as a drunken Irish clover. Ahem, now that we've got the tears out of the way... let's talk about Rory Gallagher... it's a crying shame this man isn't known by everyone... an absolutely brilliant songwriter and blues guitarist, it's incredible to think that some people (who claim to know their music) still don't recognize his name! So in turn for that, we've got this wicked Rory Gallagher t-shirt to help spread the word... in homage of this vintage Irish blues rocker, who traveled the world and gave us songs of thunder... a legendary blues guitarist deserves his legacy on more than just this t-shirt... he deserves his memory, remembered. Rock on, Rory... you may be a Million Miles Away, but have a Guinness on us!! "
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"Pantera ""Dimebag Darrell"" Metal Guitar T-Shirt I remember watching MTV back in the day, probably Headbangers Ball with Ricky Rachtman or maybe Henry Rollins was hosting, not sure... but I remember them interviewing Pantera for the upcoming "" Far Beyond Driven"" album, partilcularly Phil Anslemo and Dimebag Darrell. The main take-away from the interview, the intense focal point, was that this album was to be the heaviest heavy metal album to ever be released... ever! Hell yeah, now that's a war I like to see people fighting! The old Pantera concerts were incredible... massive heavy metal events where people would tailgate hard... go inside and rock the fcuk out! I must have seen them 10 times or so, no joke... they came around often, and we always went to join in the madness... towards the end of the run, they would fly a gigantic arena-sized flag that was made up of sewn bedsheets that various fans had painted and drawn on (with more than a few pot leafs, I might add)... creating t
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"The Black Angels ""Cobra Snake"" Stoner Rock T-Shirt We can all thank Roky Erickson and the 13th Floor Elevators, as well as The Velvet Underground, for this stoner psyk pop band... and for that matter, we can thank the long psychedelic rock history of Austin/Texas for the unimaginably groovy tunes of The Black Angels! With two insanely cool and laid-back albums (""Passover"" and ""Directions to See a Ghost"")... the Black Angels have become one of the undisputed leaders in the neo-psych movement... and growing... the first album was a great groovy fuzzfest... while the second explored the more adventurous side of feedback and psych-out, but still keeping the super groove they're known for. I always enjoyed the Angels albums, but it's their live show that really drove it home... these guys sound identical in person, the tone is perfect, the loudness is just right... and the psych-out, OMG, the psyche-out was the best... so simple, they just hung a big white bedsheet to the back of the
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"Steve Miller Band ""Take The Money and Run"" Rock T-Shirt What do you get when you watch Clint Eastwood's classic ""The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly""... while listening to Steve Millers groovy headed ""Fly Like an Eagle"" album? Space Cowboy?!?!? Well, it certainly isn't the Pink Floyd / Wizard of Oz ""Darkside of the Rainbow"" unexplainable mystery... but it is interesting nonetheless, taking a nitty-gritty cowboy gangster film and listening to a smooth and groovy space trip soundtrack over top of it... perhaps it's the juxtaposition that creates the art out of thin air. Same thing goes here with this t-shirt... we got a mix of two things that shouldn't go together... but in a strange twist of fate, it's perfect in more ways than one! I should hope the ways are self-explanatory... if you know the movie and the song... then you'll know the ways that this shirt will force people to question which one it's supposed to be... is that a Steve Miller shirt... or is it a Clint Eastwood shirt
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"The Velvet Underground ""Sister Ray"" Rock Music T-Shirt Andy Warhol would be proud... this wicked obscure Velvet Underground Sister Ray t-shirt is deeply inspired by Lou Reed's underground classic album White Light / White Heat... vintage style rock tee... Rock on, Sister Ray... I'm just searching for my mainline... Rock... the... fcuk... on. "
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"Carlos Santana ""Evil Ways"" 70's Rock T-Shirt Very cool Santana Evil Ways t-shirt... a classic obscurity that brings the Black Magic Woman to life in this wicked 70's rock shirt... his old smoke-filled jams were absolutely insane... so smooth and groovy... you could see the black light shining, um, dark. Everyone loves a good guitarist, but Carlos Santana and the band were much more than that... like Frank Zappa and The Mother of Invention, Santana was eclectic... they jammed everything from salsa to rock, and did it with such grace... anyone could appreciate the talent, musical value and groove, that they brought to the eardrums! ... oye como va! "
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"Zombie Killer ""Shotgun"" Left 4 Dead T-Shirt We know you like evil cult horror movies as much as we do... so we decided to expand the line a bit and create a zombie shotgun movie shirt as an accessory to our chainsaw horror shirt! Coming from the same dark hole as our zombie chainsaw t shirt, this brutally cool shotgun just begged to be put on cotton. So in the same fashion as our other zombie shirt, here's an awesome quote from the timeless Texas Chainsaw Massacre: ""**** Graverobbing in Texas is this hour's top news story. An informant led officers of the Muerto County Sheriff's Department to a cemetery just outside the small rural Texas community of Newt early this morning. Officers there discovered what appeared to be a grisly work of art: the remains of a badly decomposed corpse wired to a large monument. A second body was found in a ditch near the perimeter of the cemetery. Subsequent investigation has revealed at least a dozen empty crypts, and it's feared more will turn up as
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"Alice in Wonderland ""Hookah"" Book T-Shirt Well, what can we possibly say about this fine vintage inspired Alice in Wonderland shirt? Alice and the hookah smoking Caterpillar (we think it's Marijuana) are completely timeless and always welcomed with open arms! I mean, who doesn't appreciate any form of bug or animal that smokes weed incessantly? How about a Cheshire cat that takes psychedelic drugs and can't stop smiling? An alcoholic rabbit? You name it and Alice in Wonderland has it, and then some!! HipSoul is a premium provider of cheap vintage style tees... all custom, all the time!"
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