Brown T-shirts

"Night of The Living Dead ""Graveyard Zombie"" Movie T-Shirt If you're not a fan of George Romero's zombie apocalypse films, you're really missing the boat... there's a lot of crappy horror and zombie films out there, but Romero is the originator, his psychotropic gore-fests are completely worth watching! That's why we made this wicked cult horror t-shirt from his first, cult classic zombie flic... we simply call it ""The Graveyard Zombie"" Tee Shirt! They're Coming to Get You... Barbara... They're Coming For You... Barbara. Besides the obvious gore and freaky splatter of a good zombie film, Romero's undead movies have social commentary on current affairs... making them a time-stamp to the period they were made. Normally, the idea of ""dating"" a film is against-the-grain... most directors (horror or not) don't want to make films that show their age... ""timeless"" is usually a word that's on their mind. But not George Romero. And that's pretty cool, that he can adopt an ideology that'
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"HP Lovecraft ""Re-Animator"" Cult Movie T-Shirt Epic horror writer H.P. Lovecraft created one of the creepiest and most weird pulp fiction stories ever made with Herbert West: ReAnimator... so it shouldn't be any surprise that the book was adapted into a horror movie which was adapted into a Lovecraft t-shirt (that only a ghoul could love)! Enter Dr. Herbert West (Jeffrey Combs)... mad-scientist extraordinaire... graduate of Miskatonic University... Dr. West has created a ""reagent"" that is capable of resurrecting the dead. Unfortunately, he's only able to bring them back to life as violent flesh-eating zombies... of which he does to various people in his immediate presence. This leads to a plethora of sacrilegious circumstances involving so many dead people... even the Elder Gods would sit up and take notice! Who the hell are the Elder Gods? you ask... The Great Old Ones are the giant rulers of the cosmic universe, as described by Lovecraft in a variety of his horrific tales known a
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"Poltergeist ""TV Ghost"" Horror Movie T-Shirt First let me point out that Tobe Hooper directed the first Poltergeist movie (co-written by Steven Spielberg)... that in itself is enough reason to buy this 100% unusal sci-fi horror film t-shirt, this guy made The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, he created Leatherface!! That's 100% awesome. Beyond that, the Poltergeist trilogy itself are pretty wicked-good horror flics... particularly the crazy demon preacher... Kane (Julian Beck)... he's one of the creepiest villains ever to hit the big screen... which is why we quoted him on this classic TV ghost tshirt (we tried to recreate his vocal mannerism on the shirt itself)... absolute creepy weirdness: God is in, his holy temple! Inadvertently, we discovered this shirt could also be taken from a socio-political standpoint... we all know The MTV generation was basically the last hurrah before the (neverending) Doom Generation, and this is likely attributable to our relentless television watching and vi
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"Quadrophenia ""Lambretta"" Mod Scooter T-Shirt You may not have understood or enjoyed The Who's scooter film, Quadrophenia... but if you're looking at this Lambretta t-shirt, we doubt that's the case. Quadrophenia had such an unusual story, with an interesting cast, and some of the coolest clothing and scooters ever seen in a mod cult movie! Bravo!!! Pete Townshend, John Entwhistle, Roger Daltry and Keith Moon really knew their stuff... even when it came to rock opera and movies! Bravo!! For those who don't know, Quadrophenia is a teenage angst story of Jimmy Cooper (Phil Daniels), who's disenfranchised from his own life in 1960's London... he's a scooter boy, driving around on his Lambretta scooter and chasing the latest mod fashion trends... he's always looking for an idol to show him the way. It's not until one day when Jimmy discovers his current idol, the rebellious Ace Face (played by the musician Sting) is a lowly bellhop at a ritzy hotel, that he see's his disenfranchised life
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"Kurt Vonnegut ""Slaughterhouse Five"" Author T-Shirt We could go on-and-on about this author and describe all the great reasons we bring you this wickedly cool Kurt Vonnegut t-shirt, but instead we're simply going show you a short snip from his book Breakfast of Champions: ""This is a very bad book you're writing,"" I said to myself. ""I know,"" I said. ""You're afraid you'll kill yourself the way your mother did,"" I said. ""I know,"" I said. If you've read (or seen the movie) Slaughterhouse 5, then you're at this page out of love and adoration for the man and his work... if you haven't read any of his famous works, or even know who this author is... we hope the unusual snippet of his writing above will pique your interest in one of the greatest writers (and Humanist believers) of our time. We'll leave you with a classic Vonnegut Quote: If I should die, let this be my epitaph: ""his only proof for the existence of God was music"". - R.I.P. ""So it goes"" - end. "
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"Kingpin ""Manchild Lanes"" Bowling Movie T-Shirt Seeing as we're huge fans of slacker comedy bowling movies, it only made sense that we would come up an unusual bowling t-shirt to honor the sport! So this fine bowling movie t-shirt can be considered a Kingpin movie shirt, a Big Lebowski movie shirt, or even a non-associated underground bowling association tshirt... whichever you choose, there's no doubt your bowling partners will (eventually) catch-on and appreciate the sly humor of this new-classic bowling alley tee! Now in all honesty, we really wanted a Big Lebowski (directed by The Coen Brothers) movie shirt featuring Jackie Treehorn... but the t-shirt industry has raped that movie and eaten the illegitimate children! So we decided to take a different approach and create an anomaly that instead pays homage to the awesome sport of bowling and bowling films in general! We went out-of-our-way to NOT put Jeff Bridges face in the design, we did everything we could to NOT say ""The Dude
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"Uber-Gothic ""Alice in Wonderland"" Horror T-Shirt Everyone loves the Lewis Carroll story ""Alice in Wonderland"" (originally called ""Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"")... when Alice falls down the rabbit-hole into a fantasy wonderland, she is greeted and entertained by a entire host of peculiar creatures including The White Rabbit, The (hookah-smoking) Caterpillar, The Cheshire Cat, The Mad Hatter and The Queen of Hearts... just to name a few. Well, since the original book was written in 1865... there have been hundreds of story, movie, comics, art adaptations in the last 144 years... but when you think about it, it's actually surprising the ""dark"" version of Alice in Wonderland hadn't been crafted sooner... it simply begs for it! And perhaps that's the reason why... the original is quite dark and disturbing in it's own right... I know it gives me the creeps, just like all the classic Grimm fairy tales that we've all heard as kids. That's why we love them! If you're more into the
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"NoMeansNo ""The Dead Walk"" Zombie Horror T-Shirt This is the first-line from the first-song on the No Means No album ""Wrong""... we really like that line... so you mix in a little Dawn of the Dead zombie movie inspiration... and viola... this classic t-shirt is sure to help you convey all the horrors that you want others around you to share in... kinda like this Clive Barker's Hellraiser shirt... share the pain... enjoy the misery! For those of you Hanson Brothers trivia freaks out there... um, I mean Hockey fans... check out our personal rendition of the uber-classic hockey movie ""SlapShot""... which oddly should have been focused on Paul Newman starring the lead role, but was highly overshadowed by the one-and-only Hanson Brothers. Yes, we live in an ugly world filled with the horror of zombies... and personally being related to one of them, makes a head-shot difficult."
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"Black Rebel Motorcycle Club ""Wild One"" Rock Movie T-Shirt Killer cool viking axe skull t-shirt... highly inspired by the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club (BRMC) in the Marlon Brando movie the Wild One... a pure cult classic tee that mixes one old biker obscurity after the next... the only thing missing is a picture of Chino (Lee Marvin) himself... Oh wait a second... he's there!!"
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"Dangerous Music ""Boris Badenov"" T-Shirt I dunno, this could be considered one of our funny music t shirts or simply an ultra cool and unique t shirt... either way, this classic shirt is deeply inspired by music and adds a tip of the hat to one of our favorite old cartoon characters... Boris Badenov! You don't know him? He was the rock 'n' roll Russian spy villain in the cartoon Rocky & Bullwinkle... with his girl Natasha Fatale, they were always up to no good when Rocky the squirrel would put the kibosh on their plans! No matter, even if you don't already love this villain... you gotta love this funny and unique music t shirt! Nobody has unusual items like we do, and nobody has these t-shirt designs anywhere else. All custom, all the time!"
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" Musicians ""Taste in Music"" Instrument T-Shirt Are you a fan of cool retro vintage rock band music t shirts? LOL! So are we... and we've got your prescription filled! As musicians, we try hard to make sure our practice room is as cool as it can possibly be... so we like to 'circle the wagons' in preparation of the ensuing war about to take place. The decibel war. Personally, as the bands only multi-cussionist (tambourine / triangle / those little latin finger clickers)... I like to stand right in the middle of the circle and have the band play 'at' me, preparing my battle plan, so I can find the soul of the outfit and finally wage my own personal war. Like I said, if you're a fan of cool retro vintage rock band music tees... then buy one, and wage your own personal decibel war. *Shirts do not include a picture of me."
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"Volkswagen ""Kombi"" Bus T-Shirt What can we possibly say about this t shirt that isn't spoken volumes by the shirt itself?!?!? We love the old VW Kombi bus... it's one of the most unique hippie transportation vehicles ever created... did you know they came with stove built in? Yeah, a cooking stove... how incredibly cool is that I ask you?!? Y'know, lately it seems like the Apple / Macintosh Corporation and Volkswagen are becoming the same company... it's as if the same designers that are working on Apple computers and iPhones are moonlighting on new car designs and marketing campaigns for VW!! LOL, cool... whatever... we're just waiting for them to start putting Apple computers into Volkswagen cars... that would be as innovative as the stove was in the Kombi back in the 60's. Anyway, I don't think we really need to talk about this t-shirt... you love it... we love it... buy it... then start installing your computer in the van!!"
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"Giant Squid ""Leviathon"" Whale T-Shirt This killer squid / whale battle t shirt was heavily inspired by the heavy metal rock band Mastodon... while listening to them, this comic book movie-like imagery comes to mind... some mega-lothic war between the primal animals of earth. You don't have to appreciate the band Mastodon to enjoy the cool Moby Dick style tattoo image... it seems there's a fair amount of people out there who simply love the idea of giant animals fighting to the death! And I have to say, I'm gonna jump on that bandwagon... mammoth sized animals raging against each other in a life-and-death struggle for power is absolutely something that goes through my head each-and-every day. Actually, I think of it so frequently I want to advertise it on my chest. You feelin' me brutha? ; )"
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"Lowenbrau ""Lowbrau"" Lowbrow T-Shirt How's this for a funny beer t shirt... it's a play on words if you haven't noticed yet, and it still keeps it's cool! This one was inspired by the underground art magazine Juxtapoz, published by the incredible artist Robert Williams... you may have seen some of his art in Thrasher skateboard magazine through the 80's... it's quite amazing work and it managed to create an entire art culture called ""Lowbrow"". Lowbrow art culture is essentially based on rock music, matte black hot rods and high quality art that focuses on lowbrow subject matter. One of the unspoken requirements to the culture is that you have world-class art skills, but you squander your talents on lowbrow subject matter that never should have been made into art. Legendary record label Man's Ruin was integral to the scene, as well as underground artists Coop and Frank Kozik. That's beauty of humanity, we have so much time on our hands we look for ways to waste it in the most awful
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"Biker ""Brass Knuckles"" T-Shirt This is the by far the coolest brass knuckles skull shirt you'll find within screaming distance! Since we have a long sordid history with 70's rock music and horror movies, it's only natural that we would offer some vintage emo biker tees... .right?!?! For real though, this shirt of pretty unusual and it come with or without the ""Passive Aggressive"" text... your choice! If the text works for you, great... but if you like wearing t-shirts that don't say anything, then a pair of brass knuckles with skull tips is quite perfect! Nothing looks better under a cutoff-sleeve, frayed jean jacket (with back patch)... than a set of brass knuckles. So don't hesitate, you can either insinuate your emotional state by leaving the words on... or you can convey your emotional state through the ripping pipes of a Harley Davidson! We like to give you options, just don't hurt us."
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"Evil ""Clown Hate"" Circus T-Shirt Now you've done it... I don't think you realize that clowns have managed to hear through the grapevine that you hate them!! Well, what did you think was gonna happen when the word hit the streets... HUH??? You were walking around wearing it on your t shirt... dumbass! Yeah, that's right buddy... you got a war on your hands... a CLOWN WAR!! And you're the target punk, they're coming for you... a whole army of killer clowns, and these one ain't from outer space buddy! Flesh and bone, coming to open a peanut-can-filled-with-a-popout-snake on your ass... man, I wouldn't wanna be you right now. Just imagine the streets filled with insane clown posse-like evil laughing clowns, hatchets and everything! Oh jeez... I'm wettin' my pants just thinking about it, you better do something... .quick!! Man, I think you're best bet is to buy this shirt and spread the anti-word... maybe you can tune people into your cause and build your own army, the clown rebels. I ju
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"MTV ""F**k Television"" Brainwash T-Shirt You're tired of being brainwashed by television and you want a t-shirt that expresses this opinion. You're tired of being brainwashed by television and you want a t-shirt that expresses this opinion. You're tired of being brainwashed by television and you want a t-shirt that expresses this opinion. You're tired of being brainwashed by television and you want a t-shirt that expresses this opinion. You're tired of being brainwashed by television and you want a t-shirt that expresses this opinion. You're tired of being brainwashed by television and you want a t-shirt that expresses this opinion. You're tired of being brainwashed by television and you want a t-shirt that expresses this opinion. You're tired of being brainwashed by television and you want a t-shirt that expresses this opinion. You're tired of being brainwashed by television and you want a t-shirt that expresses this opinion. HipSoul Loves You."
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"Punk Rock ""Tattoo Jesus"" Rock T-Shirt This unique t-shirt rendition of our man Jesus Christ is really quite fitting for this day and age... besides the truth of it's message, it's identity fits perfectly within the confines of our current state of affairs! Jesus was punk rock, even back before they wore cool t shirts... so to finally have him immortalized in retro tattoo t-shirt fashion is a perfect progression of creativity and iconography in a currently stale and imperfect world. Some may find this an offensive t-shirt, but we hope not... it's certainly not meant to be. Although, if that floats your boat we're not gonna deny your opinion... it's hard enough to earn a free soul, freedom from other men is essential."
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"Guinness ""Mick Bastard"" Beer T-Shirt Here's another one of our funny beer shirts for you guys... this time were using Irish beer though, and a really good one at that!! Not everyone will appreciate this cool retro tee, it's definitely got an offensive Irish slant... but it's damn/good offensive Irish slant, even if we do say-so-ourselves missy! So all you guys named ""Mick"", jump on board and grab your shirt... all you Irish men with attitude, jump on board and get your tee shirts... all you Guinness loving beer drinkers, jump on board and buy a t shirt... and the rest of you, you can take what's dished out by those already on board. Word to the Blarney Stone!"
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"James Bond ""007 Spy"" Movie T-Shirt We all know-and-love our main british spy, James Bond 007 (from Ian Fleming's infamous novels)... but do you really want to wear some lame-ass James Bond t-shirt that looks more like an advertisement for the most recent film? We didn't think so. So, we're here to make James Bond cool enough to wear on a tshirt... because y'know, the man is a veritable legend. He's smooth baby, so smooth... I swear, when he pats a women on the head, her pants fall down! And y'know why? ... because women can smell ""spy"" a mile away! For real tho, the trippy intros of the early James Bond movies was simply the coolest thing I'd ever seen in a blockbuster film... whether you're a head or not, everyone loves to watch a good psychedelic collage in full color... especially when it's done by professionals with big budgets... there's something about body paint, kaleidoscopes, swirling ink in water, and the silhouettes of shapely women sitting in over-sized martini glasses
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