Teenormous T-shirts

Amish dont drink or drive t shirt. Let me paint a picture for you. It's July, you're driving through Pennsylvania Dutch Country, and your 1978 Camero just died on you. Divert road trip disaster by wearing this shirt and going to the nearest electricity free home and ask the Amish for some help. We think they will appreciate the props, and it shows you have a deep understanding of their way of life. They love that kind of stuff! Be sure to check out our other funny amish shirt. ?

Amish Don't Drink or Drive tshirt.? Well if you are Amish you should know better, but just in case you forget, you can now just look down and be reminded!? Be sure to check out our other amish dont drink or drive t shirt

It's no surprise they've come up with a new beverage to quench the thirst of even the most demanding of vampires: Blood-Aid (or Kool-Aid Blood for the purests among you). Nothing is quite as tasty as that which is fresh bitten...er...squeezed! Let our Blood-Aid Tshirt be a reminder to you that your childhood fantasies of using Kool-Aid as blood was completely legit.

Originally seen as an embarassing loss of willpower and dignity, the drunk dial is now perceived to be a healthy outlet for emotions that would have been otherwise supressed. Usually occurring at a grossly inappropriate hour, there's nothing better than waking up to illogical (and often aggressive) rambling at stupid o'clock.

Remember: Don't drink and drive.Adult - Sand 100% Cotton Gildan T-ShirtWomens - Yellow 100% Cotton T-ShirtThe t-shirts being modeled are Adult Large and Womens Small.