Zombie Hawk Shirt *LADIES ONLY*

Zombie Hawk Shirt *LADIES ONLY*
The American red-tailed hawk, natural enemy to the zombie, is nature's most effective undead hunter. That's where Team Zombiehawk gets their name, preferring to fight with traditional means of walking corpse warfare (shotgun, machete) than your more modern equivalents (fuel-air bomb, vectored necrotoxic pathogen). Some things are just better done the old-fashioned way. (Or by hawks.)
male, female - adult
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