Teenormous T-shirts

Officially licensed The Big Lebowski Obviously You're Not A Golfer Sand TShirt. Features the Dude with the classic line from the movie. 100% cotton.

You're my boy blue! You're my boy!You'll love the super soft feel of this premium ring-spun cotton fabric. Our funny t-shirts are sure to please. Most of our tees have a slightly tapered fit; size up for more room.

Tired of being groped by icky Eurotrash who don';t speak the language of "NO?" Do you get swarmed by Taiwanese businessmen every time you go out for karaoke? Is there a deaf stalker in your life who doesn';t know the sign for "restraining order?" No need to fear! Now there';s a t-shirt that will politely show your unwanted admirers "the door" in any language. The "You';re Not My Type" translation grid lets people know you';re not interested in 13 different languages. Braille version also available (because, let';s face it, blind people can be assholes, too).

Officially licensed Modern Family Phil You're All The Porn I Need Gray TShirt. Features an image of Phil with his famous line to Claire, 'You're all the porn I need.' Cotton/poly blend.

Just Because You're My Boss