You're Not My Type
Tired of being groped by icky Eurotrash who don';t speak the language of "NO?" Do you get swarmed by Taiwanese businessmen every time you go out for karaoke? Is there a deaf stalker in your life who doesn';t know the sign for "restraining order?" No need to fear! Now there';s a t-shirt that will politely show your unwanted admirers "the door" in any language. The "You';re Not My Type" translation grid lets people know you';re not interested in 13 different languages. Braille version also available (because, let';s face it, blind people can be assholes, too).
male, female - adult
male, female - adult
$24 from Headline Shirts
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