Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this soft "blueberry" blue t-shirt features an "x-tremely" distressed image of some classic X-Men members! There's Colossus! There's Cyclops! There's...okay you know who they are and what they can do; I'll stop. Anyway looks like they're converging on...your trailer. Probably should never have invited Magneto to stay at your double-wide for those 2 weeks after he launched cannonballs at the last 2 remaining Hardees restaurants. Anyway this is a high end Junk Food tee meaning it's extremely limited super-soft and........superior to humanity in EVERY WAY!

We had one normal shirt made of 100% cotton and then one of 100% polyester. We decided to give them to DC Comics' Scarlet Speedster (The Flash) after he spent the day eating double cheeseburgers. Viola! The 50% cotton 50% polyester Flash Heather Grey Junk Food T-Shirt! Wait...is that how we made it? Yeah sure why not. Seems logical enough and I'm a big fan of Occam's Razor so we'll just run with that. You cool with that? Yeah you're cool. Anyways this Flash Heather Grey Junk Food T-Shirt comes from quality t-shirt manufacturer Junk Food known for their exceptional skill and limited quantity! That's a kind way of saying get this great t-shirt before it is gone for good!

DC Comics Scarlet Speedster AKA the Flash isn't really as fast as they make him out to be. He's actually pretty slow; but he uses a combination of smoke lights psycotropes and Jeremy Irons to make him appear to be the very focal point of the Speed Force. Really he didn't need those first three but just Jeremy Irons there to get the job down. That guy is serious business. I think I may have had too much coffee and too many descriptions involving the Speed Force and the Flash. See? Jeremy Irons solves everything. Any-who this great 50% cotton 50% polyester Flash "I'm Coming!" Heather Red Junkfood T-Shirt comes from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning that this shirt has that awesome vintage style and extremely soft material made famous by those fellas at Junk Food. It also means that this shirt has a limited quantity so get this or Jeremy Irons won't be pleased.

The Force works in mysterious ways. It creates things and items it moves us to do the same and it once let me win a game of high stakes Poker being played for a treasure chest of those troll dolls from the early 1990s! That was one of the most intense parts of my life and I have the Force to thank for getting through it! I just wish I could wear this great 100% cotton Star Wars Retro Poster Jrs Womens Junk Food T-Shirt! I don't have that cute little hour glass figure - too much junk in the trunk! Any-who this t-shirt was created by those brainiacs over at Junk Food - those guys only make exceptional and extremely hard-to-find t-shirts! Purposely distressed and featuring an imposing image of Vader and some dogfighting X-Wings / TIE Fighters! Unfortunately once this t-shirt is gone it will probably be gone for good! That is unless the Emperor decides to start a 2nd run as a trap for the rebels.

Made from 50% Cotton 38% Polyester and 12% Rayon this heather blue t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Spiderman running from what appears to be an explosion..trapped in a web? Oh and there's Spiderman's very own logo to his right (our left) and under foot! This Spiderman tee is made from a blend of 3 materials adding a modicum of thickness and an almost marble coloration to the already present heather effect. And since this is a supremely high quality Junk food T-shirt it's ridiculously soft extremely limited and faster than an explosion...trapped in a ....web. Ugh.