Made from 50% polyester and 50% Cotton this heathered "sandy-brown" t-shirt features an excruciatingly distressed image of the Uncanny X-Men! Yes the t-shirt is purposely made to look like it's been washed at least 575 times. I mean......there's a little color left over. There's some...there's some yellow in there. A little red left over in...uh..Wolverine's mouth. Oh looks like something green may have been washed along with this particular tee. Like...like a gecko maybe. Anyway this t-shirt featuring your favorite X-Men is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food. This of course means the following apply: "X-tra" soft "X-tremely" limited and genetically "X-quisite!"

Made from 50% Polyester 37% Cotton and 13% Rayon this extremely soft heather blue t-shirt features a significantly faded classic image of the good old Fantastic Four from the neck up covered with what appears to be a spray painted FF symbol and logo. Not sure what's going on there. Anyway this classic FF is what's known as a triblend t-shirt; the result of melding 3 different fabrics. This "triblending" is evident in the increased softness and the almost marble coloration added to the already present heather effect. And yes it's a Junk Food tee so it's already pretty dang soft without the triblend application. It's also super high quality and extremely limited. So....flame on and such.

Here we have good ol Barry Allen in a vintage 100% cotton t-shirt from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food! This Flash Classic Grey Junk Food T-Shirt is immensely soft and has that old school retro look that Junk Food has become popular for! Barry Allen is one of the masters of the Speed Force...or is he the Speed Force? I'm not quite sure....infernal predestination paradoxes! Speaking of that The Flash Classic Grey Junk Food T-Shirt went back in time to meet the people at Junk Food...the business guys over there really appreciated the Flash Classic Grey Junk Food T-Shirt so they decided to make a bunch of copies of them! Hey like shirt like character! Is that a phrase? Sure why not!

The Force works in mysterious ways. It creates things and items it moves us to do the same and it once let me win a game of high stakes Poker being played for a treasure chest of those troll dolls from the early 1990s! That was one of the most intense parts of my life and I have the Force to thank for getting through it! I just wish I could wear this great 100% cotton Star Wars Retro Poster Jrs Womens Junk Food T-Shirt! I don't have that cute little hour glass figure - too much junk in the trunk! Any-who this t-shirt was created by those brainiacs over at Junk Food - those guys only make exceptional and extremely hard-to-find t-shirts! Purposely distressed and featuring an imposing image of Vader and some dogfighting X-Wings / TIE Fighters! Unfortunately once this t-shirt is gone it will probably be gone for good! That is unless the Emperor decides to start a 2nd run as a trap for the rebels.

Made from 100% cotton this very slightly off-white t-shirt features a classic purposely distressed image of...some sort of advertisement; possibly pulled straight out of a DC Comic book given the characters used to promote said advertisement. And...it looks like someone thought to begin their artistic training right on said-said advertisement. I can tell you just by looking....this person should probably stick to landscaping. Anyway this DC classic is born from the clustering sores of the Junk Food T-Shirt empire so we're talking super-soft super-limited and super-instructive!