There are many dangerous game animals. The Bengal tiger. The Cape buffalo. The grizzly bear. The rabid skunk. But the most dangerous "game animal" of all is not one you';ll find mounted on any hunter';s wall. What is this game I speak of? Wait, did you say, "man?" Oh jeez, I didn';t even think of that. I was gonna say a deer with a machine gun. But man';s not a bad answer either. Shoot, you really threw me for a loop with that. But seriously, a deer with a machine gun would pretty damn scary. I know they can';t use logic or set traps like a human, but let';s say they had a special M-16 that they could fire with their hooves and easily reload. That';d be insane. And I';m sure they';d be super pissed about all the times we shot their friends. It';d be like, "Payback';s a bitch, ain';t it, ';Two Legs?!';"
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