Worthy Adversary

Worthy Adversary
Price:
$24
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Men's, Women's
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There are many dangerous game animals. The Bengal tiger. The Cape buffalo. The grizzly bear. The rabid skunk. But the most dangerous "game animal" of all is not one you'll find mounted on any hunter's wall. What is this game I speak of? Wait, did you say, "man?" Oh jeez, I didn't even think of that. I was gonna say a deer with a machine gun. But man's not a bad answer either. Shoot, you really threw me for a loop with that. But seriously, a deer with a machine gun would pretty damn scary. I know they can't use logic or set traps like a human, but let's say they had a special M-16 that they could fire with their hooves and easily reload. That'd be insane. And I'm sure they'd be super pissed about all the times we shot their friends. It'd be like, "Payback's a bitch, ain't it, 'Two Legs?!'"