Teenormous T-shirts

By: PalmerCash. ? This is actually Ozzy Osborne's heart.? No, seriously.? It's an x-ray scan. ? I'm not sure what the lightning bolts do anatomically, but I think they control his over all bad-ass-ness... that might not be a medical term, I'll have to check. ? Vintage White Ultra Soft?100% Cotton Tee with?Multi-Color Print

By: PalmerCash. ?? King Arthur: I am your king.Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.Woman: Well how'd you become king then?[Angelic music plays... ]King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.?? ? Vintage?Black?Ultra Soft 100% Cotton?Tee with?Cream Burnout?Print

By: PalmerCash. ?? It's believed that this shirt dates back to early?Revolutionary America.? It's also thought to have been owned by George Washington......it's said?he wore it when he played?raquetball at noon with Thomas Jefferson?and?Alexander Hamilton, whom everyone affectionately called The Happy Hour Twins due to?their penchant for starting to drink after those matches. ? Vintage?Black?Ultra Soft 100% Cotton?Tee with?Multi-Color Print

By: PalmerCash. ? There are monsters all over Palmer's Cash. ? White Ultra Soft 100% Cotton Tee with?Multi-Color?Print

By: PalmerCash. ? Beware...?I've talked to some little kids, and they are certain that this holding of hands thing is exactly how one contracts cooties!PalmerCash is dedicated to helping great charitable organizations like The Susan G. Komen Foundation, which does so much for Breast Cancer Research and Treatment.When you buy this shirt, PalmerCash will donate $10 to Susan G. Komen!!Together, we can join hands to beat Cancer and help it's victims find peace and happiness... ? Cream?Ultra Soft 100% Cotton Tee with?Multi-Color Print