We were at the beach. Everybody had matching towels. Somebody went under the dock. And there they saw a rock. But it wasn't a rock. It was rock monster!!! ROCK MONSTER!!!! Yes that B-52s song was about Marvel's The Thing but due to copy right issues with the Fantastic Four the song was changed to 'Rock Lobster'. Now that'll learn you! Where was I? Oh yes! The 100% cotton Ben Grimm The Thing Distressed 30 Single T-Shirt which features a distressed retro image of our dear friend the Thing and unlike the Thing this shirt is way softer than your standard issue shirt. Quality and style in one place? Booo-yah!

Made from 100% Cotton this heather-red t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Flash Gordon in action taken from the classic Flash Gordon...uh....either the comics or the newspaper strips. Not sure which one. Anyway it's Flash Gordon breathing in space and blasting the hell out of...the person to your left maybe? Damn Ming sympathizers always stand to the left! Now this vintage Flash Gordon image adorns a 30 Single t-shirt. 30 Single tees are made with a higher thread count making them softer than average t-shirts. They're all the rage in the retro-future.

Made from 100% Cotton this heather red t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Spiderman jumping out of a star and........accepting 40 bucks from your uncle since he agreed to show up and jump out of a star for your 13th Birthday. Thanks Spiderman! This Spiderman t-shirt is a 30 Single t-shirt made with a higher thread count making it noticeably softer and a bit more form fitting! This is a higher quality t-shirt for those kind enough to keep Spiderman swinging through his slight (yet constant) economic drawbacks.

Made from 100% cotton this soft white t-shirt features a classic purposely distressed image taken from a vintage issue of Journey Into Mystery with....THOR! Verily! Here's Loki serving up another godly artifice. Here's Thor preparing to grind Loki into Poo-Giant powder after just recovering from yesterday's godly artifice. Ugh. You like the classics? How about a classic image on a soft 30 Single t-shirt? What's 30 Single? It means this tee is made with a higher thread count making this tee softer than average. Biting? Good. Add to cart.

Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this soft heather-red t-shirt features a purposely distressed collection of classic Marvel comic book panels! Look it's Spiderman by Todd McFarlane! Look it's Thor and Captain America both rendered by "The King" Jack Kirby! Look it's the Hulk and Wolverine both by John Byrne! And look it's Iron Man by John Romita Jr and Bob freaking Layton! Man Bob really makes that armor...sparkle! This classic Marvel keepsake is made from high-end Canadian t-shirt manufacturer Jack of All Trades so it is absolute quality! Where is this "quality" I speak of? Well it's evident in the resilient print and the higher 30 single thread counted resulting in a softer than average t-shirt. Now these t-shirts are a little pricier since they're imported from Canada part of a reduced print run and...well we're one of the few retailers carrying them in the USA. So yeah we're asking you to shell out a little more. But they're worth it. And unique. Have I mentioned that we're o