Wild Beast

Two teenage boys are recovering after being savagely attacked by a male lion at the Toledo Zoo yesterday. Police released a mug shot of the lion and said he will face attempted-murder charges. "We';re baffled at this attack," said police chief Anthony Wright. "The two victims must have accidentally scaled the wall of the enclosure, splashed their way across the moat, and began unwittingly tossing rocks at the lion while making ';raspberry'; noises with their tongues. A totally unavoidable accident." The 400-pound beast then "went crazy," nearly ripping the two boys to shreds. Zoo officials believe that the boys only managed to escape because the lion became repulsed by the combined scent of Axe body spray and soiled pants. Wright said he hopes this will teach the lion a valuable lesson about civility. "He';ll have a long time to think about that where he';s going -- straight to captivity."
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