This is an officially licensed Family Guy product. Shirt features Stewie as Scarface and says "Who do I trust? Me!"

This is an officially licensed Family Guy product. I'm sure Stewie has told many people that they suck, but one time stands out in Family Guy history. In episode To Live and Die in Dixie the Griffin family has been placed in the witness protection program and sent down to the deep South. Upon opening a closet in their new house Jeff Foxworthy is inside and delivers a horrible joke: "You know you're a redneck when your gun rack has a gun rack." Stewie immediately dishes out a "YOU SUCK" and slams the door.Memorable Family Guy episode quote: "Guess who? Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here. Thinking' about the muscly-armed paperboy. Wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news." - Scary Old Man on Griffin answering machine.

This is an officially licensed Family Guy product. This t-shirt features Stewie saying "Good news, I've decided not to kill you"

This is an officially licensed Family Guy product. If you ever see this...run. T-shirt has image of Stewie in headgear from Family Guy episode Emission Impossible and his dream arsenal backing him up. Memorable episode dialogue:Smurf 1: Hey, you have a good time last night?Smurf 2: Smurf-tacular.Smurf 1: Yeah I saw you leave with Smurfette.Smurf 2: Oh man. As soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfin' me.Smurf 1: Shut the smurf up!Smurf 2: Yeah!Smurf 1: Right in the smurfin' parking lot?Smurf 2: Smurf yeah!Smurf 1: Ah, that is freakin smurf.Smurf 2: You smurfed it.Smurf 1: That is freakin smurf.Smurf 2: Yeah.

This is an officially licensed Family Guy product. T-shirt is a 'Most Wanted' poster of Stewie with mug shots and the following charges:Civil disobedienceAttempted matricidePossession of illegal death rayConspiracy to invade EuropeDumping toxic diaper wasteMemorable Stewie matricide attempt: You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're going to get. Your life however is more like a box of... active grenades!" from Family Guy episode Death Has a Shadow