Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin'; around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a Hey, wait, that actually is a cat. And he doesn';t seem too amused. Figures. Don';t you think a cat would make the perfect hard-ass cop? He';d be a police commissioner';s dream, doing everything by the book. Plus he';d be constantly power tripping, twirling his baton, calling everyone "boy," and making you think you';re going to the clink over some petty jaywalking infraction. A dog would be too chill to be a cop. He might pull you over for speeding, but then he';d be like, "Look I was young once too -- just keep it under 85. Ruff!" But not a cat. No way. It';s in his DNA. You stop laughing right meow!
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