"Say hello to my little friend! Stewie Griffin quotes Tony Montana on this ""Family Guy"" t-shirt parodying the gangster classic ""Scarface."" All of the gold details on this shirt are printed in glittery ink. The pinstripes on his suit and the inner parts of the lettering are printed in sparkling silver. Black 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Family Guy items: Family Guy Merchandise Size Chart"

This is an officially licensed Family Guy product. T-shirt has an image of Stewie bent over and looking backwards with text: "Spank me I've been a bad boy." In all likelihood he's hiding a gun in his overalls so be careful - this might be a trick.Memorable Stewie moment: "Hmm... The ruptured capillaries in your nose belie the clarity of your wisdom. You're saying I must return to face this man in white myself. So be it. As for you, kind sage, I only hope my heartfelt thanks will keep you warm as you spend the next ten years IN FROZEN CARBONITE!!" - from Family Guy episode Chitty Chitty Death Bang.

This is an officially licensed Family Guy product. This t-shirt features Stewie saying "Good news, I've decided not to kill you"

This is an officially licensed Family Guy product. If you ever see this...run. T-shirt has image of Stewie in headgear from Family Guy episode Emission Impossible and his dream arsenal backing him up. Memorable episode dialogue:Smurf 1: Hey, you have a good time last night?Smurf 2: Smurf-tacular.Smurf 1: Yeah I saw you leave with Smurfette.Smurf 2: Oh man. As soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfin' me.Smurf 1: Shut the smurf up!Smurf 2: Yeah!Smurf 1: Right in the smurfin' parking lot?Smurf 2: Smurf yeah!Smurf 1: Ah, that is freakin smurf.Smurf 2: You smurfed it.Smurf 1: That is freakin smurf.Smurf 2: Yeah.

This is an officially licensed Family Guy product. I'm sure Stewie has told many people that they suck, but one time stands out in Family Guy history. In episode To Live and Die in Dixie the Griffin family has been placed in the witness protection program and sent down to the deep South. Upon opening a closet in their new house Jeff Foxworthy is inside and delivers a horrible joke: "You know you're a redneck when your gun rack has a gun rack." Stewie immediately dishes out a "YOU SUCK" and slams the door.Memorable Family Guy episode quote: "Guess who? Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here. Thinking' about the muscly-armed paperboy. Wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news." - Scary Old Man on Griffin answering machine.