Zappos.com is proud to offer the Life is good - Jake Fish Good Karma Organic Tee (Jacket Yellow) - Apparel: When life gets hectic, simplify! All you really need is a rod, a reel, and a place to cast your line. ; Fishing Jake screenprint sketched at chest. ; Good Karma Leaf logo at back. ; Mid-weight 6 oz. organic cotton jersey for an earth-friendly appeal. ; Relaxed fit tee for a easy, everyday wear. ; Garment washed for a lived-in look and feel. ; Ribbed crew neck. ; Short sleeves. ; Straight hemline. ; 100% organic cotton. ; Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. ; Imported. ; Length: 30 in ; Product measurements were taken using size MD. Please note that measurements may vary by size.

Lemon Grenade T-Shirt Cave Johnson’s Lemon Grenade T-Shirt. Made from 100% cotton and combustible lemons by the pros at Aperture Science. "When life gives you lemons, burn life&#39s house down."  – Cave Johnson.

"Isnt it great when life pays you back for doing good things? In our opinion, you could look at this Imprint tee that way. As a reward for buying a shirt made from recycled materials, you get back a tee that is the silkiest shade of super soft. The dark, heather gray coloring is accented at the shoulders with ivory stitching, and tagged with a stencil-styled Billabong logo that fades right into the pattern. If the awesome feel and look of the body werent enough to convince you to grab this tee, the subtle Billabong branding is guaranteed to make it perfect for just about anyone. Recycler tri-blend tee. Charcoal heather body. Blank, unmarked back. Slim ribbed collar. Tagless inside neck. Regular fit tee (modern). 19"" shoulder, 30"" length. Size medium shown and measured."

What can I say? I';m an optimist. Some people would look at this glass of virgin blood and say it';s half empty. But I say it';s half full! It';s important to keep a positive attitude. Because, let';s face it, things don';t always go your way. Sometimes work can get you down. Or you have an argument with a loved one. Or you accidentally expose yourself to sunlight and burst into flames. These things happen. I say, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade! Then force your victims to drink that lemonade because this purifies their blood for later consumption. In other words, make the best of a bad situation! Hey, you only go through this crazy merry-go-round once -- you might as well enjoy the ride! Or one day, you';ll wake up and wonder where the last 600 years has gone.

“When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperture Science portal, gaming, video games, valve, lemons