Wheatley Laboratories
Aristotle vs. Mashy Spike Plate Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear! Thank you for your interest in working with Wheatley Laboratories. We are now hiring for the following positions: Maintenance Engineers (for fixing up the facility) Tour Guides Primate Care Technicians Support-Services Coordinators for Monitors for the Homeless, our community outreach division In addition, an exciting position has unexpectedly opened up: assistant to the guy in charge of the neurotoxin release button. All applicants for this particular position must have previous experience resolving button-based disputes. U.S. accent preferred. Wheatley Laboratories (with Aperture faintly visible in the background) printed in off-white glow-in-the-dark ink on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Note that this shirt is softer and slightly more fitted than our normal shirts.
male - adult
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