Why Do Farts Smell

If you've ever had a PUG... then you know Pugs are more addictive! I mean...WHY do drugs when you can hug a pug?!?! Check out this sweet Pugs not Drugs T-shirt

Why do I have to be cursed with perfect vision?  Glasses are so fashionable!

Why do the kiddies get all of the cool shirts? I consider myself an avid collector of all things Green Lantern but this 100% cotton Green Lantern Kids Oil Wash T-Shirt needs to be offered in adult! Ugh. I wonder if I could fit into an XL? Ah perhaps another time! Anyways this awesome t-shirt features a black Green Lantern symbol that appears to be 'dripping' and is made with a much higher thread count than a normal t-shirt meaning this t-shirt is way soft! Also scattered through out the shirt are random phrases from everybody's favorite Emerald Knight. There also seems to be a ton of numbers behind the symbol which I can only assume is somebody trying to figure out how far PI goes out (you know 3.14.....). Love the Green Lantern? Hoping to send your child down the same path...or perhaps already is? Well you might want to get this Green Lantern Kids Oil Wash T-Shirt...BEFORE I DO!

Frankenstein is about to go tear up some waves broseph! He can totally catch that puppy and ride it radical. Him and all of his best buds go out to the Golden Coast all of the time. It is the only time Frankenstein ever feels free is when he's hightailing it through some tubular waves man. Bet you thought he was some kind of soulless monster didn't you? For shame! He is a bit of a shiftless lay-about but his intentions are good! You know how hard it is to be sponsored as a professional surfer specially when one is made from different people? Yeah good luck getting a proper blood test or finger prints. Now that I think about it Frankenstein should have probably went the organized crime route. Maybe in another life! This groovy 100% cotton t-shirt features our misunderstood hero after a real long night of drinking and partying. Just look at the poor fellow...guess that isn't his good side! Do I smell granola and fruit snacks?