Leg Man

Never The Man I Used To Be

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There are many dangerous game animals. The Bengal tiger. The Cape buffalo. The grizzly bear. The rabid skunk. But the most dangerous "game animal" of all is not one you';ll find mounted on any hunter';s wall. What is this game I speak of? Wait, did you say, "man?" Oh jeez, I didn';t even think of that. I was gonna say a deer with a machine gun. But man';s not a bad answer either. Shoot, you really threw me for a loop with that. But seriously, a deer with a machine gun would pretty damn scary. I know they can';t use logic or set traps like a human, but let';s say they had a special M-16 that they could fire with their hooves and easily reload. That';d be insane. And I';m sure they';d be super pissed about all the times we shot their friends. It';d be like, "Payback';s a bitch, ain';t it, ';Two Legs?!';"

MYTH: Octopuses are great swimmers. FACT: Most octopuses (or octopi, depending on your preference) are terrible swimmers, and even scared of water. This has come to light recently, as scientists who study these enigmatic creatures have discovered octopuses wearing training floats (or "floaties") as well as goggles and occasionally flippers. MYTH: Octopuses are highly intelligent problem solvers. FACT: Octopuses are lousy problem solvers. Most cannot even solve a typical Reader';s Digest crossword puzzle. MYTH: Octopuses have eight arms. FACT: Octopuses have two arms and two legs, just like humans. All of these facts were pulled from the Internet, so we can only assume they are true.