Really, dude? I know it';s your birthday, but how about giving the saber a rest? Just use the broomstick and blindfold. Are you still pissed that we didn';t get the Skywalker piata? Argh! I feel like you';re not even trying to have fun. See, you can';t win, Darth. Even if you strike this papier-mch donkey down, it shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. It will rain a bounty of Tootsie Pops and Smarties. And the younglings will dive about like crazed Jawas, grabbing all the good stuff. You';ll go nuts trying to find one box of Junior Mints. But all that';s left will be some salt water taffy, a plastic whistle and some yucky fruit snacks. That';s right, Obi Wan has taught me well!
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