So long, "Don';t Ask, Don';t Tell" policy. Don';t let the closet door hit you on the way out. There, there, don';t cry! Listen, we';ve had a nice run. I remember when you were but a wee compromise introduced by your father, Bill, who reneged on his campaign promise to allow all citizens to serve, no matter what kind of sex they liked. Since then, you';ve proven a stubborn little adversary. Yes, it didn';t seem to matter who came out against you -- military officials, independent studies, the American public -- you always stood your ground. Right there on the wrong side of history. But the winds of change beckon! Your friends are getting old and senile. It';s time to repeal you so that the USA can once again be Number One! Well, technically we';ll be Number 26, if you count the number of countries that already allow gays in the military. But who';s counting? Now, about that marriage thing...
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