"My Other Ride Is Your Mom T-Shirt. Exclusively from Bewild.com, these new tee?s feature hard-core sayings that say it all. From ?Lick Here For Full View? to ?Skanky white-trailer trash?. How about a t-shirt that says ?Dip me in Chocolate and throw me to the lesbians?? Our short sleeve ""My Other Ride Is Your Mom"" t-shirts are made from a 100% fully machine washable preshrunk cotton for a cool and comfortable fit every time."

"Property Of Your Mom T-Shirt. Exclusively from Bewild.com, these new tee?s feature hard-core sayings that say it all. From ?Lick Here For Full View? to ?Skanky white-trailer trash?. How about a t-shirt that says ?Dip me in Chocolate and throw me to the lesbians?? Our short sleeve ""Property Of Your Mom"" t-shirts are made from a 100% fully machine washable preshrunk cotton for a cool and comfortable fit every time."

Not that it's a bad shirt. All ICUP tees are printed on quality 100% cotton and that means they resist fading and shrinking over time, unlike your mother! Hey, what do I get if I fu*k your sister? Black / I F*cked Your Mom! Novelty T-shirt is made of 100% machine washable cotton.

Rocket scientists love your mom jokes.

Made from 100% cotton here's a junior's cut woman's t-shirt adorned with the Superman symbol and....waitasec. I mean adorned with the symbol of...uh..."Super Mom" apparently. Yeah 'cause...that's ...uh...a Super Mom t-shirt there. Yeah. Super Mom is a lot like Superman. Yeah that's what the tee is trying to say. Yeah. 'Cause your mom...shoots stored solar radiation out of her eyes through any test paper marked with anything less than a "B-." Yep. Anyway let's celebrate Mom and all the wonderful things she does for you like.....flying you outside of the Earth's atmosphere until you AGREE TO EAT YOUR BEANS! How can she hear you concede in space? Just..uh...just hit the signal watch.