I like to have my own little Birthday month, and also a celebration for my half birthday in December.  During my birthday and half birthday months I get to do whatever I want whenever I want to, and everyone has to call me at least once a day with well wishes.  What do I do the other 304 days of the year?  I wear the It's Not My Birthday Tshirt, so I still get the attention, but it's a way thats not quite as pushy as it is in June and December.  I recommend wearing this to all of your friends birthday parties, and also to TGI Fridays when they are singing to someone so you can stand right behind them and be in their pictures until the end of time.  It's Not My Birthday today, is it yours?

I like to have my own little Birthday month, and also a celebration for my half birthday in December.  During my birthday and half birthday months I get to do whatever I want whenever I want to, and everyone has to call me at least once a day with well wishes.  What do I do the other 304 days of the year?  I wear the It's Not My Birthday Tshirt, so I still get the attention, but it's a way thats not quite as pushy as it is in June and December.  I recommend wearing this to all of your friends birthday parties, and also to TGI Fridays when they are singing to someone so you can stand right behind them and be in their pictures until the end of time.  It's Not My Birthday today, is it yours?

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