Time Traveler Essentials

Forget squashing butterflies. Don't wash this shirt. From the mouth of Ryan North (best known for Dinosaur Comics): This shirt has how-to information on all of the low-hanging fruit of our modern age. Go back in time wearing this and you'll invent heavier-than-air flight! YOU'LL discover penicillin. YOU'LL be the first to isolate aluminum. Did you know aluminum used to be more valuable than gold? YOU'RE GONNA BE RICH. How stuff works detailed on the front of a chocolate brown, 100% cotton shirt. Note that this shirt fits differently than our normal shirts. Please click on the Sizing Info tab before selecting a size.
male - adult
$18.99 from Think Geek

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