Believe it or not this 100% cotton Cobra Distressed Symbol Black 30 Single T-Shirt is slowly driving my co-workers slowly insane. Not because this t-shirt oozes insanity but because the operations manager and I have been shouting 'COBRA (cobra)' at each other for at least 6 hours. I'm not even kidding either. We're singing the freakin' Cobra theme song to anything that follows the sound of COBRA - so far we've managed to fit YO-DA and GOB-LIN in there. Check back in a few weeks and we'll probably have a few more. Anyways this fantastic Cobra 30 Single T-Shirt features the terrifying visage of the Cobra Organization and may cause certain weak willed GI Joes to cower in their under-roos. This shirt is also has a 30 single thread count meaning it is way more soft than those sissy Joe shirts!

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features a slightly blurry screen printed image of the original 1980's iteration of the unfathomable Thundercats! The Thundercats are a species of feline/humanoid hybrids attempting to peacefully coexist with the denizens of their new home Third Earth! Yes they're constantly fighting the Mutants and destroying the local ecosystem but...but it's about survival! They didn't ask those pesky mutants to follow them from their planetoid of origin the aptly named "Thundera." Nope. SO that's why there are Thundertanks rolling all over indigenous cybernetic Ewok-things. It's not on purpose. Nope. And no the Thundercats don't eat them. Usually. And yes this Thundercats T-shirt is made with a higher 30 Single thread count so it's softer than the average Thundercat elbow.

Made from 100% cotton this soft light navy blue t-shirt features the freakin' SHIELD symbol! It's like....blending in --all stealthy like-- with the base color of the t-shirt! Is this the result of those new SHIELD counter intelligence nanotech based camouflage systems? Maybe? Possibly just a little? Ahem. Yeah SHIELD: They're a highly effective extremely well armed and outfitted science/military division set in the Marvel Comic Book universe. When there's a super-person throwing fits in an Outback Steakhouse SHIELD gets the call. Usually. Unless Spiderman already happens to be eating at said Outback. SHIELD is actually an acronym that stands for Strategic Helpful Intelligence Excitable Litigious Demonstrative. That's what Dum Dum told me anyway right before he passed out. Oh and this SHIELD tee is made with a higher 30 Single thread count so it's noticeably softer than the average non-SHIELD Communist-Nazi-Hydra t-shirt.

Made from 100% cotton this soft white t-shirt features a seemingly fractured Spiderman symbol rendered in shards and filled with classic Spiderman comic book action! Hey there's Spiderman kicking a baby! Hey there's Spiderman kicking a headlight! Hey there's Spiderman kicking another baby! Wait.....I don't think that's really on here. Anyway this unique Spiderman t-shirt is from the high-end t-shirt makers at Mighty Fine. So we have softer material due to a higher 30 Single thread count and.....just overall quality construction. Spiderman was not involved in any part of the process so...yeah it should be okay.

Made from 60% Cotton and 40% Polyester this soft heather-green t-shirt features a purposely distressed Green Lantern symbol! It looks like maybe it went a few rounds with the sentient winged egg-people from Warbleton IX! Yep. Oh and this faded Green Lantern symbol adorns a 30 single t-shirt! 30 Single signifies t-shirts made with a higher thread count meaning you have wrapped around your portly torso a softer than average tee!