We were at the beach. Everybody had matching towels. Somebody went under the dock. And there they saw a rock. But it wasn't a rock. It was rock monster!!! ROCK MONSTER!!!! Yes that B-52s song was about Marvel's The Thing but due to copy right issues with the Fantastic Four the song was changed to 'Rock Lobster'. Now that'll learn you! Where was I? Oh yes! The 100% cotton Ben Grimm The Thing Distressed 30 Single T-Shirt which features a distressed retro image of our dear friend the Thing and unlike the Thing this shirt is way softer than your standard issue shirt. Quality and style in one place? Booo-yah!

Thor vs Loki by Jack Kirby T-Shirt

Made from 100% cotton this soft red t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Wolverine by hot comic book artist Arthur Adams! Yep looks like Wolverine's angry. Yep. Don't know why he would be seeing as he's in his classic brown outfit. Man I loved that costume! Ahem. Have I mentioned that this image adorns a 30 single t-shirt? No? 30 Single tees are t-shirts created with a higher (30 single) thread count making them softer than the average t-shirt! Uh...just like Wolverine is softer than the average mutant! Yep.

Made from 100% Cotton this heather-red t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Flash Gordon in action taken from the classic Flash Gordon...uh....either the comics or the newspaper strips. Not sure which one. Anyway it's Flash Gordon breathing in space and blasting the hell out of...the person to your left maybe? Damn Ming sympathizers always stand to the left! Now this vintage Flash Gordon image adorns a 30 Single t-shirt. 30 Single tees are made with a higher thread count making them softer than average t-shirts. They're all the rage in the retro-future.

GODZILLA! The military sure has its work cut out for them with a giant radioactive lizard on the loose. Planes trains and automobiles couldn't bring down God-doesn't-take-crap-from-anybody-Zilla. This 100% cotton military green t-shirt from Impact is a 30 Single t-shirt made with a higher thread count and is distinctly softer than your standard issue shirt. If you're going to be fighting a mean mam-a-jama you might as well be comfortable.