Made from 100% cotton this soft white t-shirt features a classic purposely distressed image taken from a vintage issue of Journey Into Mystery with....THOR! Verily! Here's Loki serving up another godly artifice. Here's Thor preparing to grind Loki into Poo-Giant powder after just recovering from yesterday's godly artifice. Ugh. You like the classics? How about a classic image on a soft 30 Single t-shirt? What's 30 Single? It means this tee is made with a higher thread count making this tee softer than average. Biting? Good. Add to cart.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft blue t-shirt features a classic image of Thor Marvel Comic's god of thunder holding his mighty....er....his mighty...uh....Uru...uh...the mighty Boom Box Brundlebjorne! Yes the divine Brundlebjorne; Boom Box of the gods! Press the play button and prepare to be smitten by the sacred rap music of the Heidlegrong Boys! These godly "playahs" are known throughout the Nine Realms as..."hip." Of course they reside in what's considered to be the East Coast of the World Tree locked in an eons-long feud with Storm Maker Papa G and the Plains Giants of Yggdrasil's "West Coast." With no peace to be had between either "coast" all a god can do is enjoy the beats and dodge the drive-by's.Oh and this Thor t-shirt is made with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!

I'm not entirely sure if I want to go with a Kool Aid Man or an MC Hammer reference with this awesome 100% cotton Thor Time of the Hammer 30 Single T-Shirt. To heck with it we'll go with both! Thor busts through the wall and says OH YEAAAAAH; at that point MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This" begins to play. Ah...now that was satisfying. I think I can go to sleep tonight without crying. Anyways this great Thor Time of the Hammer 30 Single T-Shirt comes from uber-producer Mighty Fine which happens to be both Mighty and Fine. Hey! That's probably how they came up with the name! This t-shirt is way WAY softer than a normal t-shirt and may or may not make you live forever. Maybe. Probably not. You should still get this Thor Time of the Hammer 30 Single T-Shirt. You know you love it.

Blinded by the Light lit up like a deuce in the middle of the night! Good ol' Thor harnessing the very power of his hammer and doing the solar flare thing. Thor used to be a big hit at Discotheques back in the day. Who needs one of those disco balls when you have Mjolinir? Electricity doesn't seem nearly as cool anymore. This particular Thor Hilt Smash 30 Single T-Shirt features an image of Thor in a very retro style wielding his mighty party hammer. He uses Mjolinir to tap kegs knock out drunken belligerents and magically manifest party beads (they are currency...at least in New Orleans it is). You want Thor at the party. Or at least to wear this exceptionally fine 100% cotton Thor Hilt Smash 30 Single T-Shirt to emulate that very effect. This t-shirt comes from quality t-shirt maker Mighty Fine (very fitting) and is insanely soft. This kind of softness is barely comprehensible outside of Asgard!

Stone Men From Saturn man. They like seriously harsh your mellow dude. They all show up and take your twinkies and mess with your legs and chase you into a cave. Man that's totally ruining my mood man. How am I suppose to go join the drum circle later? Dudddddde. Oh wait that's STONE Men from Saturn I was thinking something else entirely. They are made of stone! How silly of me. This 100% cotton Thor the Mighty 30 Single T-Shirt is made of ultra high quality soft cotton and features Thor's origin story! Yes those sneaky Stone Men coming in and taking all the candy and laying on the sofa. GET A JOB STONE MEN! I know you love the old school retro art of the some Silver Age Thor so why not pick up this Thor the Mighty 30 Single T-Shirt?