Made from 100% cotton this black t-shirt features a purposely distressed vintage image featuring Thor versus one of Galactus' more "hot tempered" heralds Firelord! HAH! See what I did there? "Hot tempered?" HAH! Anyway Thor's pretty damn powerful but Firelord's no slouch. He's a herald of the timeless infinitely powered being Galactus so...yeah he could kick your brother's ass at the very least. Anyway I wonder who's going to win this one...Okay probably Thor. I think Firelord has a habit of "burning out." HAH! I did it again! See? "Burning out?" Anyway this is a high end junk Food T-Shirt meaning this baby is extremely limited exponentially soft and (giggle) a "hot seller!" HOOOO!

Thor is not known for his softness unlike this 100% cotton Thor Thunder Storm Junk Food T-Shirt. It bears his moniker but trades the god-imbued lightning for comfort and smoothness. Hey can't have it all! Lightning actually kind of stings a bit so it is best to be avoided for prolonged amounts of time. Thor is alright though considering he commands the bloody things and that hammer is a great grounding rod! You most likely don't want to be playing Golf with Thor would be my guess. This great t-shirt comes from Junk Food which was a t-shirt company founded in Asgard and then transplanted to our realm - how else can you explain the divinity of this t-shirt? Features a highly distressed image with a good old fashioned vintage feel! I bet this shirt has you speaking Ye Olde English already quite verily.

It is party time...Excellent! Wayne's World...I mean SUPERMAN's world. How could I possibly forget? Forgetting about the Man of Steel over two rockers from Aurora...ugh..what was I thinking! Please 50% cotton 38% polyester 12% rayon Superman Party Time Triblend Junk Food T-Shirt forgive me for my transgression! I've been writing a lot and all of the pulp culture begins to congeal in the back of my head. High quality t-shirts from Junk Food help me keep what little sanity I have left though and this boldly soft(more than you can handle) t-shirt featuring Superman finally cutting loose is a well received reprieve. The Superman Party Time Triblend Junk Food T-Shirt is one of a kind t-shirt among mortal t-shirts. Probably has something to do with the effects of a yellow sun.

The Force works in mysterious ways. It creates things and items it moves us to do the same and it once let me win a game of high stakes Poker being played for a treasure chest of those troll dolls from the early 1990s! That was one of the most intense parts of my life and I have the Force to thank for getting through it! I just wish I could wear this great 100% cotton Star Wars Retro Poster Jrs Womens Junk Food T-Shirt! I don't have that cute little hour glass figure - too much junk in the trunk! Any-who this t-shirt was created by those brainiacs over at Junk Food - those guys only make exceptional and extremely hard-to-find t-shirts! Purposely distressed and featuring an imposing image of Vader and some dogfighting X-Wings / TIE Fighters! Unfortunately once this t-shirt is gone it will probably be gone for good! That is unless the Emperor decides to start a 2nd run as a trap for the rebels.

The 100% cotton pastel imbued Wonder Woman Amazonia Star Jrs Womens Junk Food T-Shirt was tasked with one thing - bring peace to man's world. Well it looks like this exceptionally fine t-shirt from Junk Food has its work cut out for it. War politics and cable television? I think the Wonder Woman Amazonia Star Jrs Womens Junk Food T-Shirt may need some help from an incredibly noble and honorable lady...hey it looks like you may be able to lend a hand! This great t-shirt comes from divine producer Junk Food who only makes quality t-shirts and in limited quantities! It is either that or the Amazonians don't want to commit too many t-shirts to man's world. Can't say that I blame them.