Made from 100% Cotton this navy blue t-shirt for juvenile-sized kiddies features beautiful illustrations of Thor god of thunder: movie star comic book stalwart and powerful figure of high fantasy just....looking all kinds of intimidating. Really. I met the guy. When he speaks it's like....thorny wisps of cold breath tickling the wings of your brain. Very strange sensation. And then when he moves it's like....he cuts through something deeper than air molecules. It's like...he's creating a reality in front of him right before he walks into it. Very very odd. But...he's a good guy and he absolutely LOVES kids. This navy blue Thor t-shirt displaying the son of Asgard is evident of this love for the children of Midgard. I mean the damn thing glows in the dark so...yeah he loves the kids.

I'm not entirely sure if I want to go with a Kool Aid Man or an MC Hammer reference with this awesome 100% cotton Thor Time of the Hammer 30 Single T-Shirt. To heck with it we'll go with both! Thor busts through the wall and says OH YEAAAAAH; at that point MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This" begins to play. Ah...now that was satisfying. I think I can go to sleep tonight without crying. Anyways this great Thor Time of the Hammer 30 Single T-Shirt comes from uber-producer Mighty Fine which happens to be both Mighty and Fine. Hey! That's probably how they came up with the name! This t-shirt is way WAY softer than a normal t-shirt and may or may not make you live forever. Maybe. Probably not. You should still get this Thor Time of the Hammer 30 Single T-Shirt. You know you love it.

Thor God of Thunder T-Shirt

Blinded by the Light lit up like a deuce in the middle of the night! Good ol' Thor harnessing the very power of his hammer and doing the solar flare thing. Thor used to be a big hit at Discotheques back in the day. Who needs one of those disco balls when you have Mjolinir? Electricity doesn't seem nearly as cool anymore. This particular Thor Hilt Smash 30 Single T-Shirt features an image of Thor in a very retro style wielding his mighty party hammer. He uses Mjolinir to tap kegs knock out drunken belligerents and magically manifest party beads (they are currency...at least in New Orleans it is). You want Thor at the party. Or at least to wear this exceptionally fine 100% cotton Thor Hilt Smash 30 Single T-Shirt to emulate that very effect. This t-shirt comes from quality t-shirt maker Mighty Fine (very fitting) and is insanely soft. This kind of softness is barely comprehensible outside of Asgard!

Thor is not known for his softness unlike this 100% cotton Thor Thunder Storm Junk Food T-Shirt. It bears his moniker but trades the god-imbued lightning for comfort and smoothness. Hey can't have it all! Lightning actually kind of stings a bit so it is best to be avoided for prolonged amounts of time. Thor is alright though considering he commands the bloody things and that hammer is a great grounding rod! You most likely don't want to be playing Golf with Thor would be my guess. This great t-shirt comes from Junk Food which was a t-shirt company founded in Asgard and then transplanted to our realm - how else can you explain the divinity of this t-shirt? Features a highly distressed image with a good old fashioned vintage feel! I bet this shirt has you speaking Ye Olde English already quite verily.