Thor is not known for his softness unlike this 100% cotton Thor Thunder Storm Junk Food T-Shirt. It bears his moniker but trades the god-imbued lightning for comfort and smoothness. Hey can't have it all! Lightning actually kind of stings a bit so it is best to be avoided for prolonged amounts of time. Thor is alright though considering he commands the bloody things and that hammer is a great grounding rod! You most likely don't want to be playing Golf with Thor would be my guess. This great t-shirt comes from Junk Food which was a t-shirt company founded in Asgard and then transplanted to our realm - how else can you explain the divinity of this t-shirt? Features a highly distressed image with a good old fashioned vintage feel! I bet this shirt has you speaking Ye Olde English already quite verily.

Made from 100% Cotton this off-white super-soft t-shirt features a severely distressed image of Batman perched atop a seemingly photographic cityscape looking to the left and slightly behind to discover the emergence of........the Bat signal! Looks like this is a slightly more advanced model of the 'ole Bat beam seeing as how the retro Batman logo is projected within the symbol. Cool and stuff. I wonder if Batman's thinking "Well I guess I miss my 3am cup of tea." Or maybe he's thinking "First thing I'm going to do to that malcontent is put his neck in the Aegis Malachra hold then I'm going to....whooaaaah.....hey that's my signal! It's soooo shiny...Hello moon princess!!" Anyway this vintage in appearance Batman t-shirt is from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning it's exceptionally soft monstrously limited and....immune to distraction caused by occurrences of elevated illumination.

Made from 60% Cotton 25% Polyester and 15% Rayon this juniors-cut extra sheer woman's t-shirt features a purposely distressed Superman shield symbol below a striped Superman logo! This Superman tee for the ladies is absolutely perfect for female fans of Superman Superman and a lock of Superman's hair. And since this Superman tee is from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food it's super-soft extremely limited and absolutely worth putting next to that lock of Superman's hair you...uh..."borrowed" from Lexcorp.

Made from 100% cotton this black t-shirt features a purposely distressed vintage image featuring Thor versus one of Galactus' more "hot tempered" heralds Firelord! HAH! See what I did there? "Hot tempered?" HAH! Anyway Thor's pretty damn powerful but Firelord's no slouch. He's a herald of the timeless infinitely powered being Galactus so...yeah he could kick your brother's ass at the very least. Anyway I wonder who's going to win this one...Okay probably Thor. I think Firelord has a habit of "burning out." HAH! I did it again! See? "Burning out?" Anyway this is a high end junk Food T-Shirt meaning this baby is extremely limited exponentially soft and (giggle) a "hot seller!" HOOOO!

Made from 100% Cotton this almond colored t-shirt features a severely faded/ distressed image of Captain America's shield and his logo appearing as if.....drawn by chalk? Really? Is this the work of your 5 year old brother? He sits there on the sidewalk wearing a blue colored bucket and holding a blue-painted trashcan calling ants "Agents of Hydra" and...smashing them. Apparently he got someone's attention since...he's designing t-shirts! Anyway regardless of the aesthetics this is a Junk Food T-shirt. Now this JF tee is a little heavier than their normal shirt but...it's Junk Food so the following still applies: Softer than freedom more limited than liberty and only slightly less stylish than the Greatest Generation.