Made from 100% cotton this cream colored t-shirt features a slightly distressed image of Superman losing in the battle against Kryptonite...or faking this whole susceptibility to Kryptonite thing and taking a well deserved nap. I mean the guy's on call 24/7. It's the only way to get people to back the hell off! This Superman tee is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food so it's high quality super-soft very limited and very...very.....sleeeepy. ZZzzzzzzzzzzz. Oops. Must be near some Kryptonite. HAH!

Thor is not known for his softness unlike this 100% cotton Thor Thunder Storm Junk Food T-Shirt. It bears his moniker but trades the god-imbued lightning for comfort and smoothness. Hey can't have it all! Lightning actually kind of stings a bit so it is best to be avoided for prolonged amounts of time. Thor is alright though considering he commands the bloody things and that hammer is a great grounding rod! You most likely don't want to be playing Golf with Thor would be my guess. This great t-shirt comes from Junk Food which was a t-shirt company founded in Asgard and then transplanted to our realm - how else can you explain the divinity of this t-shirt? Features a highly distressed image with a good old fashioned vintage feel! I bet this shirt has you speaking Ye Olde English already quite verily.

The Force works in mysterious ways. It creates things and items it moves us to do the same and it once let me win a game of high stakes Poker being played for a treasure chest of those troll dolls from the early 1990s! That was one of the most intense parts of my life and I have the Force to thank for getting through it! I just wish I could wear this great 100% cotton Star Wars Retro Poster Jrs Womens Junk Food T-Shirt! I don't have that cute little hour glass figure - too much junk in the trunk! Any-who this t-shirt was created by those brainiacs over at Junk Food - those guys only make exceptional and extremely hard-to-find t-shirts! Purposely distressed and featuring an imposing image of Vader and some dogfighting X-Wings / TIE Fighters! Unfortunately once this t-shirt is gone it will probably be gone for good! That is unless the Emperor decides to start a 2nd run as a trap for the rebels.

The 100% cotton pastel imbued Wonder Woman Amazonia Star Jrs Womens Junk Food T-Shirt was tasked with one thing - bring peace to man's world. Well it looks like this exceptionally fine t-shirt from Junk Food has its work cut out for it. War politics and cable television? I think the Wonder Woman Amazonia Star Jrs Womens Junk Food T-Shirt may need some help from an incredibly noble and honorable lady...hey it looks like you may be able to lend a hand! This great t-shirt comes from divine producer Junk Food who only makes quality t-shirts and in limited quantities! It is either that or the Amazonians don't want to commit too many t-shirts to man's world. Can't say that I blame them.

Ya know Star Wars' Chewbacca used to try to walk into hair cutting places without an appointment. Let's just say none of the hair stylists were particularly concerned or very helpful towards our furry friend. They'd even go so far as to try to direct him to doggy grooming services! Now I don't care what galaxy you're from...that's just plain rude. Chewy had enough of it so he decided to ask his besty Han Solo to cut it for him! Awwww how sweet! It is one of those male-bonding experiences I think. You want to harness that kind of devotion? Want to be a 'besty'? Well you might want to snatch up this exceptional Han Solo Trimming Chewie Junk Food T-Shirt! Made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester this great t-shirt comes from intergalactic producer Junk Food meaning this t-shirt is way better than your average shirt and extremely rare!