May Contain Bloodless Dismemberment Kids are sponges. They pick up whatever they see on the TV or computer and it becomes part of them without any processing whatsoever. We here at ThinkGeek were permanently scarred by Looney Tunes of our youth. You would not believe the number of times we've painted tunnels on rocks to no avail. And also? Whenever we see an overhang that's squarish, we jump up and hit it with our heads, thinking maybe something might pop out. Fortunately, the health care here covers concussions caused by Nintendo. Darn those fictions of our impressionable youth. You see what we did there? That's a bit of Comic Mischief for you. Or, well, we'd have to slap a coworker to get that added to our rating. Which we can totally do. The sacrifices we make for you. "Violent Before I Played Video Games" with a large ESRB-style V rating printed in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
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