Darn these Pretzels! If those pretzels are making you thirsty... then you should wear a pretzels making me thirsty t shirt!

"Celebrate Kramer's brief film career with this officially licensed ""Seinfeld"" t-shirt! The white cotton tee features an image of Kramer alongside his famous quote from the Seinfeld episode, ""The Alternate Side,"" where Kramer screws up his only line in a Woody Allen movie. Cream 100% cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Seinfeld items: Seinfeld Shirts"

Made from 100% Cotton this silver t-shirt features a classic image of Flash Gordon's (well everybody's really) nemesis Ming the Merciless proving once again that regardless of the future-tech socially speaking Mongo never truly got past the 1950's. The treatment of women on Mongo is a little...unseemly and Ming has enacted about 400 laws or so to make sure things stay that way. Law # 316- All women must upon request immediately rub Ming's feet. Law # 43- All women must be able to bake an extremely gooey chocolate chip cookie...or else have their fingers fed to the Kranklar Beast! Ah Mongo. A place of social deviance or......utopia?

"Why Are They Calling Me Mom Girls T-Shirt. Exclusively from Bewild.com, these new tee?s feature hard-core sayings that say it all. From ?Lick Here For Full View? to ?Skanky white-trailer trash?. How about a t-shirt that says ?Dip me in Chocolate and throw me to the lesbians?? Our short sleeve ""Who Are These Kids, And Why Are They Calling Me Mom"" t-shirts are made from a 100% fully machine washable cotton/poly blend for a cool and comfortable fit every time."

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