*cue cheesy 50s documentary voice* Congratulations on your test results and welcome to the Guild of Calamitous Intent! You'll find many other like-minded villains here who understand the necessity of regulated henching in today's modern society. When you pick up your handbook, be sure to stop by the merchandise table for spectacular t-shirts that advertise your new part in our secret society. Inside the handbook you will find guidance related to the appropriate wearing of said t-shirt. Note that the Raiment Identification Referendum of 1992 states that a guild member in good standing should not wear said t-shirt outside his or her compound where he or she might be recognized, except to official Guild functions. Petitions may be made directly to The Sovereign for laundry day. Red Guild of Calamitous Intent insignia on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Officially-licensed Venture Bros. gear..

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