The Usual Suspects

OK, Mrs. Johnson, I know you';ve been through a lot today, but right now I need you to be brave for me. I want you to look through this window. Now, tell me: Do you see the -- uh -- "man" who broke into your kitchen? Nothing? Maybe we can jog your memory. Do you remember any strange behavior? Like -- oh I don';t know -- maybe he was riding a skateboard and speaking in rhymes? Or maybe he was looking for the great taste of cookies and milk? Or maybe he was bouncing on a pogo stick looking for pizzas to crush? What';s that? Hmmm. And you';re certain it was a "robble robble" noise? That';s all we need to hear. Number 3, step forward! The rest of you are free to go.
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