You know when something kind of terrible gets real popular, and you look around and you're totally convinced that everyone is just awful and humankind itself isn't worth saving? And then your buddy comes up with a way to make fun of that thing in brilliantly subtle yet forehead-slappingly obvious way? Yeah, that's what this is. Conceived and designed by Theo Black and tweaked by Jeffrey Rowland, wearing this shirt will result in the delight of your friends and acquaintances, and disapproving, scornful glares from teenage girls. Which is pretty much how it is anyway, right? Vampires do not sparkle in the sunlight. This is irresponsible, and it's incorrect information like this that get people turned into vampires.
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