Made from 100% Cotton this light gray juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features a severely faded and purposely distressed image of Batgirl filled with what appears to be a light coloration applied with pastels. Looks like she's positioned in front of a giant orange moon or something. And yes there are a few bats also pastel colored flying the hell around tryin' to I don't know get her phone number maybe? Anyway this juniors-cut woman's t-shirt is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food so we're talking softer-after-than average material a limited print run and....uh...more good things unique to Junk Food T-Shirts!

The Force works in mysterious ways. It creates things and items it moves us to do the same and it once let me win a game of high stakes Poker being played for a treasure chest of those troll dolls from the early 1990s! That was one of the most intense parts of my life and I have the Force to thank for getting through it! I just wish I could wear this great 100% cotton Star Wars Retro Poster Jrs Womens Junk Food T-Shirt! I don't have that cute little hour glass figure - too much junk in the trunk! Any-who this t-shirt was created by those brainiacs over at Junk Food - those guys only make exceptional and extremely hard-to-find t-shirts! Purposely distressed and featuring an imposing image of Vader and some dogfighting X-Wings / TIE Fighters! Unfortunately once this t-shirt is gone it will probably be gone for good! That is unless the Emperor decides to start a 2nd run as a trap for the rebels.

Who would have thought that the ladies would be into a superhero known for his command of willpower? That will power probably involves thinking about baseball....and then making a giant hard light construct of a baseball stadium! The ladies do like...flashy things and guys with a bit of confidence. Not too much or else you end up like Sinestro but just enough...like Green Lantern Hal Jordan! That guy gets all the ladies...and leaves most of them Star Sapphires. This great 50% cotton 50% polyester Green Lantern Green Light Junk Food T-Shirt is INSANELY soft and comes from ultra t-shirt maker Junkfood. That means this puppy is high quality and of limited supplies! There can only be like 2400 Green Lanterns at any given time and this shirt will not search out the next closest sentient being of sufficient qualities.

The 100% cotton pastel imbued Wonder Woman Amazonia Star Jrs Womens Junk Food T-Shirt was tasked with one thing - bring peace to man's world. Well it looks like this exceptionally fine t-shirt from Junk Food has its work cut out for it. War politics and cable television? I think the Wonder Woman Amazonia Star Jrs Womens Junk Food T-Shirt may need some help from an incredibly noble and honorable lady...hey it looks like you may be able to lend a hand! This great t-shirt comes from divine producer Junk Food who only makes quality t-shirts and in limited quantities! It is either that or the Amazonians don't want to commit too many t-shirts to man's world. Can't say that I blame them.

I never quite understood why people wanted Greedo to shoot first. Do all of our heroes need to have Superman morals? The alien bounty hunter came in was going to take Han Solo to his probable death and people get angry because Han took the initiative and killed somebody before he had a chance to kill him. Isn't that the whole idea of a preemptive strike? Maybe we should discuss this factor with politicians I'm sure they'll be able to shed some light on things. This great 100% cotton Star Wars Han Solo Shot 1st Junk Food T-Shirt comes to us all the way from Mos Eisely...okay maybe not but it does come from Junk Food who only makes collectible and extremely rare t-shirts! Get the Star Wars Han Solo Shot 1st Junk Food T-Shirt before Greedo shoots first which causes Han Solo to shoot early but Greedo realizes it and shoots before he even shoots...wait; I think we found a paradox.