Zip! Zoom! Swoosh! Perambulate! This Flash Crimson Lightning T-Shirt contains none of these very appropriate sound effects. You are of course expected to supply them while wearing the swell 100% cotton black t-shirt but we probably won't check up on you so honor system people honor system. After all if the full color image of the Flash on the front of this casual upper body style garment doesn't make you want to Varoom! I don't know what would and that's kinda sad really so you pull on this Flash shirt and you get out there and sound effect! No ones going to do it for you Ba-dump!

There are essentially two things in the physical world that can erode clothing quickly - the Speed Force and your children! If I was a betting man the smart money would be on your children though. Sure the Speed Force can trap Superboy Prime but your kid can probably throw a mean temper tantrum. Your rugrat could have cleanly ended the Crisis of Final Infinite Identity...crisis! They all sort of blended together at some point. Regardless this 100% cotton Flash Thrashed Symbol Kids T-Shirt pays homage to the wielders of the speed force and shows off a HIGHLY distressed version of the Flash symbol...more so than our normal distressed Flash t-shirt! You probably can't stop the kids from running in the house - how does that phrase go? If you can't beat em join em!

You can get through the history of the Flash pretty quickly on this Flash Speed Force Family T-Shirt and I think you might just miss Barry Allen completely. Stay with me here for the full round about: front and center is Wally West (Flash lll) clockwise we have Bart Allen (Flash IV) Iris West (Impulse II) Jesse Quick Max Mercury Xs and finally at the start Jay Garrick (Flash I)...whew I think I vibrated my brain through my forehead there. Yay me! So many speedy heroes gone now...Will they return will they un-return again? Well just remember the Flash family residing on this 100% cotton red t-shirt is presented for your edification and general..wearing.

So the Flash has a little obsession. He does a lot of good so we kind of overlook it but this Flash Police Line Tape T-Shirt shows you the problem. See as the "Fastest Man Alive" the Flash has this problem with tape. He just has to break it. It makes him crazy if he can't burst through tape and...ummm..."finish first". Poor guy he just isn't right. The Central City P.D. has adjusted and puts the police tape well away from the scene then they just stand back and applaud politely as Flash "wins" the race. Supermarket Grand Openings are a little embarrassing however. Support the Flash as he battles rogues and a little bit of OCD with this 100% cotton white t-shirt.

The Speed Force creates a lot of wear and tear. Something about the laws of physics...which I would attempt to explain except I'm a liberal arts major and I would require some crayons to do so. Anyways when we started designing this great 100% cotton Flash Distressed Washed Symbol T-Shirt we started with a freshly painted 2 inch radius Flash symbol on a red shirt. We then gave it to Barry Allen which gave it an old 'spin around the block' and this is what we got! Well I think we'll be able to sell this...people love the Flash! I bet you love the Flash too and would love this highly distressed t-shirt! It is so...vintage and well loved! Embrace the Speed Force. Embrace the Flash Distressed Washed Symbol T-Shirt. vrrrrrrOOOOOMMMM!