The End Is Near

For years now, we at Headline Shirts have been alarming you of the coming Apocalypse. Admittedly, we may have misconstrued certain signs of impending doom -- the Mars landing, Octo-Mom, and the return the McRib, to name a few. But this time, it';s for real! I mean, just look at that. The. End. Is. Near. We';re not talking about some ambiguous crop circles in the middle of nowhere. We';re talking about a big, plain-as-day sign in the hills of Los Angeles! Hmmm. Now that we think about it, do you think anyone in LA will even notice? Just saying, LA people aren';t exactly known for their attentiveness. I mean, Death himself could probably ride down Sunset Blvd. on his pale horse -- with Hell following behind him -- and people would just think it was heavy smog.
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