"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris! Pay tribute to the Internet's favorite badass with this 100% cotton Chuck Norris t-shirt featuring an intimidating print of the action star. The legend reads, ""The Boogey Man checks his closet for Chuck Norris."" Black 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Chuck Norris items: Chuck Norris Shirts"

You'll love this funny Chuck Norris t-shirt. Chuck Norris the weather man: cloudy with a 90% chance of pain! Some helpful Chuck Norris facts to consider before buying this t-shirt: - Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. - If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. - There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. - Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. - Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. - Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. - Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris facts t shirt. Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon he is one! This 100% cotton silver grey funny chuck norris shirt with text, "I don't need a weapon, I am one".  Check out our other featured chuck norris t shirts. The best chuck norris tees on the web! Size Chart

Description This Chuck Norris t-shirt finally gives us the answer to the question we have all been pondering for years. "Chuck Norris Let The Dogs out"!   

Description This Chuck Norris t-shirt warns you: Chuck Norris has two speeds - Walk and Kill.