It';s hard to pick a favorite Mark Twain quote. "Always tell the truth; then you don';t have to remember anything." Wise words! "Golf is a good walk spoiled." Heh, so true. And, perhaps his most famous line, "That';s what she said." Wait. Did the intern put this list of quotes together? Damnit, I said not to have the intern do it! Every time he does research, this happens. For the last time: Shakespeare never said, "This shit writes itself." Gandhi never said, "May the force be with you." And Mark Twain never said, "That';s what she said." Actually, maybe he did say it. I mean, technically speaking, he must';ve uttered the words "That';s what she said" at some point in his life, right? Who cares how he intended it? Look, we already printed the t-shirts -- let';s just go with it. Now, the real question: What to do with all these Aristotle "Show Me the Money!" shirts?
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