It's a situation all too familiar. Your parents taught you how to walk, eat, drive and in most respects fend for yourself -- with one key exception. They never taught you Arabic. This shirt reads Ahli maa alamooni arabi -- My parents never taught me Arabic. The writing is by master Arabic calligrapher M.J. Alhabeeb from a concept by David Malki. For the curious, the non-calligraphic version of the text is:

This is an officially licensed Tetris product. This t-shirt says "Tetris made me smart" and has Tetris blocks falling.

"Who taught you how to dance so dirty? Show the world you memorized every bump and grind from the '80s classic ""Dirty Dancing"" with this officially licensed pink t-shirt that reads, ""Johnny Castle Taught Me All My Moves."" Patrick Swayze may be gone, but his moves will live forever! Bright Pink 100% soft cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Junior Fit More Dirty Dancing items: Dirty Dancing Shirts"

Front Of Tee: Ask Me AboutMy Vow Of Silence Imprint Area: 14" X 3" Back Of Shirt Is Blank White Print On A Black Tee 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton

"Perfect for the little Tim McGraw fans! Features ""Cowboy In Me"" on front of super soft brown toddler t-shirt. Made in the U.S.A."